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1847. You've heard of that saying, "If I knew you were "coming" I would have baked a cake".
Ooh, ah, ugh! Now where's my cake?  
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September 7th, 2015, 01:26 PM
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1848: I can't get turned on unless you read this knitting pattern out loud.
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September 7th, 2015, 01:31 PM
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1849, I know it's a hot night, but you really need to shower, in front of a fire hydrant
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September 7th, 2015, 01:39 PM
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1845b: If it weren't for your sister I'd be a 32 year old virgin.
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September 7th, 2015, 02:29 PM
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1850. Its a wonder you were ever born being that your father always chose mounting the family pet llama instead of your mother when having resided in South America!
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September 7th, 2015, 02:46 PM
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1851. Ah, now I know what your father meant by, when it comes to anal penetration you're the cat's ass -- that certainly explains why Fluffy never leaves his side!
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1852: I need a new set of string for my guitar
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September 7th, 2015, 05:36 PM
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1853: I'm doing you a favor having sex with you, because your not really that HAWT
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