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**Mal Hombre** · July 25th, 2018, 07:58 PM

Why do so many Americans wear T Shirts ?
Because They have the right to bare arms..

**ball7** · July 25th, 2018, 10:57 PM

Joe - "Last week I divorced my wife because she was always complaining about the housework." Jeb - "That sounds like a good reason." Joe - "Yeah, She didn't like the way I did it."

MaxJoker · July 26th, 2018, 11:54 AM

My granddad actually knew the very day he was going to die ,

A Nuremberg Judge told him.

MaxJoker · July 26th, 2018, 02:03 PM

Tragic about Demi Lovato overdosing ,

Was absolutely brilliant in Romancing the stone and Twins .

petvictor · July 26th, 2018, 04:08 PM

Premature Ejaculate"r looking for a women with a nice figure and massive Tits,must have

Aww fucking forget it,,,,

MaxJoker · July 26th, 2018, 04:51 PM

Always remember no matter what at the end of the day,

It goes dark .

**Mal Hombre** · July 27th, 2018, 09:36 AM

Watson ! I've got constipation..
No Shit,Sherlock..

**dbailey** · July 27th, 2018, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Watson ! I've got constipation..
No Shit,Sherlock..

Holmes........why are you rubbing your penis with that citrus fruit?

A lemon entry my dear Watson!

MaxJoker · July 27th, 2018, 04:04 PM

I`d have no sex life at all ,

If it wasn't for amateur pick pockets.

**trailmaster** · July 27th, 2018, 04:50 PM

Was trying to hitch a lift into the city yesterday. Finally a Muslim guy in a Ford Transit picked me up. I appreciated the lift, but the music from the radio was some Arabic crap. As I went to push the channel button he suddenly screamed "don't touch that!!!" "Sorry", I replied. "Favorite song?" "No, it's not that. We haven't reached the damn target yet!"

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Why do they call Camels 'the ships of the desert'?

Because they're full of Arab semen.

July 25th, 2018, 07:58 PM	#13571
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July 26th, 2018, 11:54 AM	#13573
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	My granddad actually knew the very day he was going to die , A Nuremberg Judge told him. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2018, 02:03 PM	#13574
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Tragic about Demi Lovato overdosing , Was absolutely brilliant in Romancing the stone and Twins . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2018, 04:51 PM	#13576
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Always remember no matter what at the end of the day, It goes dark . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2018, 09:36 AM	#13577
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,737 Thanked 855,832 Times in 57,574 Posts	Watson ! I've got constipation.. No Shit,Sherlock.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2018, 10:57 PM	#13572
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,993 Times in 15,731 Posts	Joe - "Last week I divorced my wife because she was always complaining about the housework." Jeb - "That sounds like a good reason." Joe - "Yeah, She didn't like the way I did it."

July 26th, 2018, 04:08 PM	#13575
petvictor Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 56 Thanks: 1,012 Thanked 701 Times in 50 Posts	Premature Ejaculate"r looking for a women with a nice figure and massive Tits,must have Aww fucking forget it,,,,

July 27th, 2018, 04:04 PM	#13579
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`d have no sex life at all , If it wasn't for amateur pick pockets. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2018, 04:50 PM	#13580
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,276 Times in 60,078 Posts	Was trying to hitch a lift into the city yesterday. Finally a Muslim guy in a Ford Transit picked me up. I appreciated the lift, but the music from the radio was some Arabic crap. As I went to push the channel button he suddenly screamed "don't touch that!!!" "Sorry", I replied. "Favorite song?" "No, it's not that. We haven't reached the damn target yet!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call Camels 'the ships of the desert'? Because they're full of Arab semen.