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February 2nd, 2018, 06:10 PM
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A. I think I am en egg and the chicken is ready so I fully eggspect to be
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February 2nd, 2018, 07:44 PM
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A. To the Mars Bar...
Q. Are these the droids You're looking for ?
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February 2nd, 2018, 09:38 PM
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A: Roger Roger
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February 2nd, 2018, 09:45 PM
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That is not the lump that is moving, but the ground shaking as you approaches the lump.
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February 3rd, 2018, 01:45 PM
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A: In the driveway.
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February 3rd, 2018, 02:09 PM
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February 3rd, 2018, 10:52 PM
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A. In the garage.
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February 3rd, 2018, 11:40 PM
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I didn't know there was an edge.
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February 4th, 2018, 01:29 AM
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