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Old September 18th, 2017, 10:11 PM   #4621
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Ella Hughes Or Harmony Reigns?
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Ella Hughes Or Harmony Reigns?
Ella Hughes. Not that I actually care, she just looks less tatty.
Corn Flakes or Muesli?
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Old September 20th, 2017, 01:12 AM   #4623
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Corn flakes, as long as there is ham and cheese omelet nearby.


Waffles or Pancakes?
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Old September 20th, 2017, 06:39 AM   #4624
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Pancakes (with Maple Syrup)

Eggs Fried or Scrambled?
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Scrambled,
Bacon,Crispy or not ?
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Old September 20th, 2017, 11:36 AM   #4626
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Crisp bacon(although I have not had bacon for more than 50 years)


Regular or banana pancakes?
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Banana pancakes or blueberry pancakes
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Banana pancakes(with foster sauce if available)


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Which Janine? Young w/small boobs, mid 20's w/big boobs but no tats, or heading into middle age, w/giant boobs and tons of tats?

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Young w/small boobs, mid 20's

Which Spice Girl Would You Fuck?? Emma Bunton Or Geri Halliwell

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