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Old September 25th, 2017, 02:30 PM   #101
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Q Do you dream in color or black and white?
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Q. Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station ?
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A. There will always be an England - but never another football champion.

Q. Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
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A. I only dream in black and white, to save me from myself

Q. Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station ?
A: Ja, ja, track tventy nine!

Q: Shall we dance?
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Sure. Let's twist again, like we did last summer.

Who's the best guitarist you've ever seen in person?
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A: Wow, a serious question. I've seen Pete Townshend, Eddie Van Halen, Keith Richards, Adrian Belew, Buddy Guy, but I'll have to go with Eric Clapton.

Q: Do these pants make my butt look big?
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Q: Do these pants make my butt look big?
A. No it's your big ass that makes your pants look small

Q. Where the Fox has that bloody giant planet got to ???
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It's hiding behind Uranus.

Would you rather help colonize Mars, or the moon?
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A: Moon, easier to get back to Earth if need be.

Q: What's for dinner?
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Q: What's for dinner?
A. Steak, grilled peppers and mushrooms onions and new potatoes, healthy eh

Q. Did Keith ever Moon ?
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A. Steak, grilled peppers and mushrooms onions and new potatoes, healthy eh

Q. Did Keith ever Moon ?
Oh, he mooned. He mooned alot.

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Was Trump born with orange skin?
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No. He got it from his own brand of tanning oil, which of course was made on the cheap using inferior materials.

Why is the sky blue?
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