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Old March 18th, 2017, 06:05 PM   #11
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Aha!
OK, ASAP i must drink a beer...or two...or more!
This is bavarian ASAP!

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Old March 19th, 2017, 12:29 AM   #12
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OK, ASAP i must drink a beer...or two...or more!
This is bavarian ASAP!

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that is "beer O'clock" ASAP
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Old March 25th, 2017, 05:00 PM   #13
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Cool The ASAP thread..... = Just found it (Cue blush) and love it !

Theresa May , you look like the smell we`d get from a month old road killed dead Badger.
Yet said Badger would still make a far better Prime Minister.
Plus look more attractive too.
So resign already , ASAP.
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Sorry, I am not a hillbilly....what is ASAP?

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As Soon As Possible
As Us Hillbillies say...
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Old September 24th, 2017, 07:15 AM   #16
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ASAP.
Must make a start on the Sunday roast...but the cricket's on.

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After Sex Always Phone.... the Missus.. ASAP
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Old September 26th, 2017, 05:50 PM   #20
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