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Old June 23rd, 2019, 08:01 PM   #151
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This one is funny IMO and has been quiet for a bit.
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Old June 23rd, 2019, 08:49 PM   #152
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you got stabbed in a shoot out!
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Aways wondered how my sisters have two brothers and I only one
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Old June 24th, 2019, 11:17 PM   #154
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you called me to get my phone number.
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Old June 25th, 2019, 02:06 AM   #155
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You think Trump's making America great again.
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Old June 25th, 2019, 08:47 AM   #156
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A guy that rents in the same house as me decides it's a good idea to leave the knife he finally cleaned like this in the utensils container



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You're so fucking dumb that......

You need an instruction manual on how to use an instruction manual
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you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.
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