Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 10:10 AM

According to a German research, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, you wankers will live a long life:

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

"Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes."

After sitting down (= lethal side effects) reading that article with a lot of words and stuff, we health fanatics better work out a few minutes:

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P37 · March 14th, 2011, 11:30 AM

oh god help us that must make politicians immortal!

adderock · March 14th, 2011, 12:12 PM

VEF will make me immortal.

imp44791 · March 14th, 2011, 02:32 PM

I'm sure that staring at silicone tits like some in the pictures above will *reduce* my life expectancy by 5 years. Anger at the defacement of natural beauty leads to high blood pressure, and the feeling of waste of natural resources to depression and despondency.

Imperator

Skig · March 14th, 2011, 03:22 PM

Seems logical then to have topless nurses in doctor's sugeries...?

TallGirl · March 14th, 2011, 03:34 PM

I will have to start staring at my own in the mirror more often

mynxfan · March 14th, 2011, 03:55 PM

I definitely hope so. I guess that also female sexual arousal leads to increased heart rate and blood pressure. If the heart starts pumping because of fucking, wanking or as a result of jogging is irrelevant(?). Considering how obsessed women are with taking care of their bodies and living a long life, this might lead to a new sexual revolution :-) The study says that 10 minutes of wanking is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out!

Women are also obsessed with losing weight. Thats why they attend those aerobic classes in the first place. The more I think about this...

**Sharkhunter** · March 14th, 2011, 04:01 PM

Given that I hand-pump myself on a regular basis, I should easily see myself past a hundred... Seriously though, about this study - might it not be a case of guys who are not allowed to stare at female breasts living five years less than those who do rather than the titty-watchers living five years more? If I were banned from looking at tits, I'd probably jump off a cliff...

adderock · March 14th, 2011, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TallGirl

I will have to start staring at my own in the mirror more often

Need help with that?

**Mal Hombre** · March 14th, 2011, 05:38 PM

Five years more for every five minutes wanking ?We're all going to be immortal

March 14th, 2011, 10:10 AM	#1
mynxfan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 174 Thanks: 1,522 Thanked 4,173 Times in 187 Posts	Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer According to a German research, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, you wankers will live a long life: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html "Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes." After sitting down (= lethal side effects) reading that article with a lot of words and stuff, we health fanatics better work out a few minutes: [mod edit, oversize thumbs removed] Last edited by marlon; April 30th, 2011 at 06:49 PM.. Reason: .

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P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	oh god help us that must make politicians immortal!

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imp44791 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Caledonia Citerior Posts: 262 Thanks: 122 Thanked 2,038 Times in 246 Posts	I'm sure that staring at silicone tits like some in the pictures above will reduce my life expectancy by 5 years. Anger at the defacement of natural beauty leads to high blood pressure, and the feeling of waste of natural resources to depression and despondency. Imperator

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Skig Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 212 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 3,274 Times in 228 Posts	Seems logical then to have topless nurses in doctor's sugeries...?

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TallGirl Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 17 Thanks: 89 Thanked 313 Times in 17 Posts	I will have to start staring at my own in the mirror more often

March 14th, 2011, 03:55 PM	#7
mynxfan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 174 Thanks: 1,522 Thanked 4,173 Times in 187 Posts	I definitely hope so. I guess that also female sexual arousal leads to increased heart rate and blood pressure. If the heart starts pumping because of fucking, wanking or as a result of jogging is irrelevant(?). Considering how obsessed women are with taking care of their bodies and living a long life, this might lead to a new sexual revolution :-) The study says that 10 minutes of wanking is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out! Women are also obsessed with losing weight. Thats why they attend those aerobic classes in the first place. The more I think about this...