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January 21st, 2017, 10:19 PM	#211
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January 22nd, 2017, 01:18 AM	#212
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,663 Thanks: 80,576 Thanked 32,819 Times in 3,540 Posts	216. Yes, I did bonk your daughter in your living room when you were upstairs in the bath yesterday. I also wiped my knob on your new curtains. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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January 22nd, 2017, 02:48 PM	#213
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,755 Thanked 24,866 Times in 2,098 Posts	217. So I hear you're appearing at the local gay pride march this year......yeah as one of the floats. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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January 22nd, 2017, 03:43 PM	#214
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217. So I hear you're appearing at the local gay pride march this year......yeah as one of the floats.

219. Since Your last appearance,There's a lot more gay men around..

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January 22nd, 2017, 04:40 PM	#216
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,907 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can you believe she then hung up on me. Talk about rude ! 220 ~ Ever had any STDs Blanche ?... Would you like some ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 22nd, 2017, 04:42 PM	#217
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	221 Try the Marines!

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January 22nd, 2017, 05:29 PM	#218
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,907 Times in 69,067 Posts	Learn from my mistakes F.F.F , as she actually took offense at my interest ! 222 ~ Mackerel for lunch Doris, or have you just not washed your unmentionable area today ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 22nd, 2017, 07:24 PM	#219
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,755 Thanked 24,866 Times in 2,098 Posts	223. I see the local am-dram society is casting for The Hunchback of Notre Dame......why not apply you could save them money on the make-up __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

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January 22nd, 2017, 07:52 PM	#220
diamelsx Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Around the way Posts: 2,680 Thanks: 28,302 Thanked 29,585 Times in 2,673 Posts	223.Hey what you sitting around for. You know Iceberg's crew is putting out testers today on 53rd and MLK... __________________ No one has more fairweather friends than the truth...

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