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Old November 7th, 2017, 10:07 PM   #5111
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Old November 8th, 2017, 12:23 AM   #5112
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Salmon, with Gin and Tonic (hold the Gin)

Salmon, or Tilapia?
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Old November 8th, 2017, 12:34 PM   #5113
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Supporting Our British & American Soldiers In Afghanistan Or Supporting Donald Trump ?
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There's no question,Support the troops,

Wishing Trump to succeed for the good of the country or to fail miserably for the general satisfaction ?
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I wish that Trump will fail so badly that he will be the first U.S. president to be impeached.


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Wishing him to succeed for the good of the country. Of course it depends of which good we're talking about (employement, economics, wellfare not building a wall against mexicans or forbid access to people from different places because of terrorism). So I think it won't happen during the 3 more years Trump is supposed to stay as POTUS. It'd be great to make America great again, but not Trump's America. But sorry for being a little bit too political here (and I'm not even american ).

I prefer raw carrots. Especially the ones from my garden. Delicious!

IF there were still many XXX theaters, would you go see some porn movies on the big screen or not?
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With what's available at home, no, I don't like to see porn in a theatre.

Professional massage to deal with your aches and pains, or mediocre massage with a happy ending?
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No.Apart from the obvious reason I like to have control of My whacking material,To fast forward or freeze frame as required,
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Do You watch an XXX movie all the way through or skip bits ?
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Most of the time I skip around looking for the scene I want to wank to at that time.

Hotter porn babes; Eastern Europe or the good ol' USA?
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Eastern European. Bowling balls for tits seems not have caught on there.
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