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March 20th, 2018, 07:25 PM	#2431
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	Greenman and Jimmy Saville were for many years pen pals

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March 21st, 2018, 07:54 AM	#2432
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	Hertz went all Vegan just to impress a chick __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 21st, 2018, 09:51 PM

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And he failed to impress her when he ate the burger and fries.

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March 22nd, 2018, 06:42 AM	#2434
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	Palo5 claims he is so tough - but he still cries everytime somebody mentions Bambi's mother.

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March 22nd, 2018, 08:23 AM	#2435
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,680 Times in 10,667 Posts	Estreeter promoted a VEF (Vegan Easy Food), everyone was invited, no one came.

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March 22nd, 2018, 02:35 PM

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He should have licked the fish taco. A lot.

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March 22nd, 2018, 03:10 PM	#2437
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,209 Times in 15,753 Posts	I felt a bit suicidal, so I googled "How to commit suicide" and ended up with an article titled "ten easy ways to kill yourself" - Number 8: Kiss Hertz on the lips.

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March 22nd, 2018, 03:18 PM	#2438
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,603 Times in 60,391 Posts	jokerman owns a male escort service __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 22nd, 2018, 03:22 PM

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And ball7 is the main star there

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March 22nd, 2018, 03:23 PM

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jokerman owns a male escort

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ball7 is His best customer..

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