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February 25th, 2018, 08:24 AM | #2301 |
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Jake Gittes scrawls graffiti on his own toilet walls Yep, even scrawls "For a good time call J Gittes" with his own phone number there Weird
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February 25th, 2018, 09:48 AM | #2302 |
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Brian249x is moving from the Good Ol' US of A to Greece .... For the anal thing
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February 25th, 2018, 02:19 PM | #2305 |
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palo5 hasn't got any arms he has learned to do most things with his feet Good on him But the first thing he learned to do with his feet after losing the arms was ..... wank
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Years ago Estreeter was a drunken homeless man on the streets of Melbourne begging for money and Krispy Kreme donuts. His clothes were nothing but filthy rags. Then one day while he was drinking from a bottle of Jamesons Irish Whiskey that he found almost half full in a garbage can this small man in a green suit and who had a long beard bumped him. Estreeter was startled and the little man said. Your just the man I came to see. Estreeter looked at the funny looking man and thought to himself. This must be another one of my drunken fantasies, but the little green man said to him. I am a Leprechaun and I grant you three wishes. Estreeter asked why, and the Leprechaun said becuase you're drinking my favorite whiskey.Estreeter thought for a minute and said. Okay I'll have some fun with this guy. For my first wish I want to live in a good sized house in G....ng and be married. For my second wish I want to be a supermod on V.E.F. and for my third wish I want a quokka. The Leprechaun said. You can have the first two, but quokkas are protected so in order to get one you have to exchange something of yours for it. The Leprechaun said which would you rather have; a quokka or your dick. Estreeter said. You can keep the quokka. I will keep my 2 cm willy!
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