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Have you noticed that if a woman keeps her bra on during an M/F porn scene, usually means she's going to get it up the arse?
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I can't remember a modern porn scene were anal was off the menu.
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August 13th, 2011, 06:00 PM | #93 |
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The Practical Side of the Porn Industry
The porn industry always presents us viewers with the finished article as in this pic here.
I doubt if this young lady pierced herself with those dildos. I bet she assumed the position, and then someone else inserted them for her. Don't squeeze love, they'll fall out.
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Sex Face
You know what I'm talking about.
The faces women wear either when they're chasing you to scratch an itch, or during the throes of ecstasy. When you see the latter, you know you're doing it right. Both expressions are difficult fake. Most models do it very badly and appear to be gurning. It's not a very alluring look. For this reason I think sometimes they'd be better off just smiling.
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I've realized that no matter how many great pairs of legs I see I never get tired of seeing them.
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