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I wish Santa could grant everyone on VEF forum 3 wishes (only the good ones of course ) |
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November 25th, 2017, 09:53 PM | #3512 |
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Wish granted. But Santa is no bloody genie. So instead of giving everybody here three wishes, he gives us the finger three times.
I wish facebook would go away |
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November 26th, 2017, 10:44 PM | #3513 |
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Wish granted, however, the people who don't look at Facebook don't care when it disppears, but the 99.999% of people who do get so crazy that there are mass suicides around the world causing breakdowns in every facet of world society.Chaos rules the day as the stockmarket crashes, defense departments fail and World War 3 is looming in every nation!
I will take this step even farther. I wish that there were no smartphones. Only regular mobile phones. Most people have a computer at home, so why do you need a second one on your phone? |
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November 27th, 2017, 02:59 PM | #3514 |
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Wish granted. We return to a world where mobile phones weighes half a ton.
I wish that Rihanna would ask me out? |
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November 27th, 2017, 10:56 PM | #3515 |
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Wish granted, however, somehow Rihanna thinks you are really attractive in the bar where you meet her and she comes home with you. When she gets to your flat she sees your computer and she asks what kinds of things do you use your computer for and you tell her about VEF. Right away she gets excited because she is one of the very few female members of VEF. She asks you what are your favorite threads, but then she sees your statistics. She practically has a fit. She screams at you."You've been a member since 2013 and you only have given 3,065 Thanks!". Then you say, "But what about my posts. I have almost 2,000 posts". Rihanna says "posts don't matter. Viewing other members posts and giving thanks is what is really important". She picks up your computer and throws it at a wall and it shatters and then she punches you in the face and you are knocked unconscious. She then steals any money from wherever she can find it and storms out of your apartment.
I would like to buy a new car, but I would like to be able to choose exactly which options I want, because in America you can only get various options in packages which means you get the options you want , but also get ones you don't want or need! |
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Wish granted. But due to a sudden rise in prices, you end up buying your car piece by piece.
I wish this board would catch on fire. |
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November 29th, 2017, 08:03 PM | #3517 |
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Granted. Unfortunately Bowlinggreen's hearing challenged genie though you said hoard and your priceless collection of first edition comics is reduced to ashes.
I wish to be appointed a mod, with all rights and privileges thereof...and none of the irksome responsibilities. |
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November 29th, 2017, 09:27 PM | #3518 |
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Wish granted. You just have to sleep with Mal Hombre first - I hope you got the lube ready.
I wish the American People would rise up and remove Trump from the Oval Office |
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I wish to be the first astronaut to travel to another planet, where voluptuous and beautiful, green-skinned alien girls cater to my every whim. |
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Wish granted, but the beautiful green-skinned girls are just the larval form of something else.
One day you roll out of bed to find all of your green girls gone, but there are strange people shaped statues everywhere. It turns out these are chrysalises. You shrug and wander down to the beach. After a few days of drinking beer and lazing in the sun you hear some strange cracking noises and then a horrid buzzing. Giant green Amazonian bugs sweep out of the jungle on glittering wings and zero in on you. Too late, you see the steely proboscis poking out from each once beautiful but now insectile face. You scream as they converge on you and plunge their giant suckers home, and watch in prostrate horror as your blood and other bodily fluids are drained out of your body. Swiftly you become faint with shock and blood loss and the world goes dark around you, but before you fade to black you realize what those sideways looks and giggles really meant when the green girls promised to suck you dry. I wish for my top 10 favorite Japanese porn girl idols to move into my house and become my own personal retinue of geishas.
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