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Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
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Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
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Old December 23rd, 2017, 02:18 PM   #221
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Even sat through an entire Tom Cruise film because of Rene
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I bought the DVD


Here`s a well known (Over in these parts) woman () I never would , Davina (Gets paid to grin for a living) McCall



Uh huh , I wouldn't even screw her with Rosie O'Donnell`s dick
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Angela Merkel, Theresa May and Killary Clinton.
Put these three together in a room and you have a long-lasting, 100% effective, instant execution-chamber that will kill any man on earth in seconds flat just from the sight of these witches.

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Put these three together in a room and you have a long-lasting, 100% effective, instant execution-chamber that will kill any man on earth in seconds flat just from the sight of these witches.



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