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November 23rd, 2017, 08:23 PM	#421
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. Only when arrested. Q. Is your glass half empty, or half full?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 23rd, 2017, 08:44 PM	#422
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,781 Thanks: 259,897 Thanked 1,139,313 Times in 113,897 Posts	A. Let's settle on inadequately filled right now Q. Did mankind land on the Moon? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 23rd, 2017, 08:56 PM	#423
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Yes. But they landed on the dark side of the moon. Why do you like pumpkin pie?

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November 23rd, 2017, 10:57 PM	#424
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,025 Thanks: 633,290 Thanked 640,316 Times in 53,108 Posts	A. Just like with the Fremen in 'Dune', I need the 'Spice'... Q. Pumpkin pie or Pecan pie?

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November 24th, 2017, 03:27 PM	#425
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November 26th, 2017, 07:41 AM	#426
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,781 Thanks: 259,897 Thanked 1,139,313 Times in 113,897 Posts	A. Because I ate all my friends with a little Chianti. Q. If you robbed Peter to pay Paul, would he just invest it in his new four piece band of Scouse moptops? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 26th, 2017, 08:02 AM	#427
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November 26th, 2017, 08:48 AM	#428
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,781 Thanks: 259,897 Thanked 1,139,313 Times in 113,897 Posts	A. More than I do for the Rolling Stones Q. Why do Ant & Dec still exist ??? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 26th, 2017, 03:33 PM	#429
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