Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 33

**Mal Hombre** · May 9th, 2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockernut

This ice cream made some people go total nuts a couple of years ago in Sweden...

Does that Mean what I think it means ?

**Doodlebugged** · May 9th, 2014, 09:55 PM

Ads we'd all love to see again...

**Doodlebugged** · May 10th, 2014, 04:59 PM

Some parents say that giving your child a little smack is ok, apparently Bob Geldof doesn't..............

**Doodlebugged** · May 10th, 2014, 05:25 PM

**Doodlebugged** · May 10th, 2014, 06:01 PM

Look, there has been some controversy in the media all this week about what constitutes Halal meat and how it is prepared. Also whether or not such meats should be labelled in restaurants and supermarkets. I began to think about this quite seriously as I have a very important question on this matter.

Is cocaine Halal?

MaxJoker · May 10th, 2014, 06:29 PM

Apparently "Prince" Harry and his girlfriend broke up because she always refused to use his shower .

I don't blame her, I wouldn't trust a Nazi's shower either.

Hardly surprising the mums of those missing Nigerian school girls are crying so much.

Since they've been gone the lazy sluts (Well thirty kids apiece, come on !) have had to go collect their own water every day.

**Mal Hombre** · May 11th, 2014, 09:10 AM

What's the difference between My girlfriend and a Kit Kat ?
You can only get four fingers in a Kit Kat ...

**Doodlebugged** · May 11th, 2014, 10:28 PM

**Henry Chinaski** · May 11th, 2014, 11:55 PM

Too good NOT to share...

**DonnyJoe** · May 12th, 2014, 03:03 AM

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!

Hollywood is doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.

Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.

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Doodlebugged Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: London Posts: 825 Thanks: 13,165 Thanked 13,785 Times in 776 Posts	Look, there has been some controversy in the media all this week about what constitutes Halal meat and how it is prepared. Also whether or not such meats should be labelled in restaurants and supermarkets. I began to think about this quite seriously as I have a very important question on this matter. Is cocaine Halal? __________________ Keeping the British end up. One stroke at a time. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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DonnyJoe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Northern Plains U.S.A. Posts: 223 Thanks: 6,811 Thanked 13,106 Times in 416 Posts	A Oscar Pistorius "six pack". When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right? Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic! Hollywood is doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner. Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark. New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius. __________________ Where Ever You Go...There You Are! Last edited by DonnyJoe; May 12th, 2014 at 03:08 AM.. Reason: Error