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Old September 5th, 2012, 12:05 PM   #111
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Rubik's cube for blond


Blond nerd


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men are cowards selfish & immature!



woman is the equal of man!

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A college professor poses a question to the class


"Is Google male or female?"



after a pause, a young man in the back stands up and says
"Google must be female!"


Professor says "Why do you say female?"



Young man says
"Two reasons.
1) it won't let you complete the whole sentence before it starts guessing and/or suggesting
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2) You ask ONE question and it gives you HUNDREDS of irrelevant answers in seconds.."




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Old September 8th, 2012, 10:44 AM   #118
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Two blondes are walking along a river...one on each side..

One of them yells..."how do I get to the other side?"...

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"You are on the other side..."
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