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February 19th, 2019, 01:15 PM
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February 19th, 2019, 01:18 PM
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Get drunk then toss Myself off..
Be a passenger on the Titanic or the Hindenburg ?
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February 19th, 2019, 02:46 PM
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February 19th, 2019, 04:44 PM
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Clint Eastwood
Do you or do you not like films shot in black&white? |
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February 20th, 2019, 07:30 PM
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Some of the best movies ever made are monochrome.
You got a Monster problem,Who You gonna call, Classical Pretty Boy Perseus or Dark Age Badass Beowulf ?
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February 20th, 2019, 09:30 PM
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Beowulf, king of the monster hunters!
When you were a boy did you or did you not get scared of monsters in your bedroom when your parents turned the lights off? |
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February 25th, 2019, 11:34 AM
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When I was a young boy I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and see monsters in my room, so I imagined that my bedsheets were electrified which would keep the monsters away.
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February 26th, 2019, 11:32 AM
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Not fake. Super enhanced.
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Paper back books.
I've tried some english translated mangas once directly on my computer screen but I hated it. I'll definitely stick on paper as long as it exists. Best porn director: John Leslie or Paul Thomas?
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February 27th, 2019, 12:22 PM
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February 27th, 2019, 01:19 PM
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