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October 28th, 2018, 08:49 PM	#6671
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Nope. Too runny. If you could go back in time, would you rather see The Doors or Jimi Hendrix live in concert? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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October 28th, 2018, 08:56 PM	#6672
guvn00rr Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 8,475 Thanks: 52,858 Thanked 128,371 Times in 8,718 Posts	Hendrix You get a call from kidnappers...they have your boss...pay up in an hour or he gets it... Pay up or get back to them by the end of the day?

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You get a call from kidnappers...they have your boss...pay up in an hour or he gets it...

Pay up or get back to them by the end of the day?

Get back to them in an hour and say "I'm not paying nothing"

Raisin Bran cereal or Fruit Loops?

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October 29th, 2018, 01:26 PM	#6674
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Raisin Bran. I'm too old for Fruit Loops. Cream of Wheat or oatmeal? __________________ So much porn, so little time...

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October 29th, 2018, 02:06 PM	#6675
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Cream of wheat Miley Cyrus in Wreckingball or Hannah Montana

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Miley Cyrus in Wreckingball or Hannah Montana

If this were general entertainment then Hannah Montana.
But this ain't general entertainment. This is VEF, so it's Miley all the way!

Raunch: Madonna or Miley?

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October 30th, 2018, 12:10 PM	#6677
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	Madonna Watching women in their skinny bikinis at the beach in Summer, or watching women in an indoor skating rink?

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October 31st, 2018, 03:52 AM	#6678
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Beach A female fatale or a shy girl with horn rimmed glasses

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October 31st, 2018, 10:57 AM	#6679
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,162 Times in 60,062 Posts	A shy girl. Sometimes shy girls are the best in bed! Salty or sweet snacks?

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October 31st, 2018, 02:43 PM	#6680
onthebusesfan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: East Anglia Posts: 8,982 Thanks: 46,878 Thanked 124,311 Times in 8,812 Posts	Sweet Snacks The Who Or The Jam? __________________ Mary Millington I Love You To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Mary Millington is always a wonderful woman to me in my eyes.

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