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Red Bartlett pears or golden Bosc pears? |
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July 3rd, 2018, 02:31 PM | #6132 |
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Golden ones (Not that have a bleeding clue as never heard of either before now )
Potatoes , Mash them to conserve chewing energy Or Roast them because you like to live on the edge ?
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Roast 'Em
In Goose Fat or Sunflower Oil ?
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July 3rd, 2018, 03:45 PM | #6134 |
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Sunflower oil. Goose fat... ugh.
Eat a can of Spam or a can of pickled herring in mustard sauce?
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Crisp design O`Choice , As nature intended sliced smooth Or Devilishly risky ridged ?
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Risky ridged, better for dipping in some Guacamole.
Better 4th of July fireworks; something making pretty stuff in the sky, or something that makes the loudest noise? |
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Fireworks that make something pretty in the sky.
When you were young did you ever tie a firecracker to a small wooden model plane, light the firecracker and throw it into the air to see it explode or not? |
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No, but I built a model of the aircraft carrier Intrepid, and as I built it I taped firecrackers to the inside of the hull, with the fuses emerging where the anti-aircraft guns should go. Got my mom's camera, filled one of the laundry sinks with water, lit the fuses, and took some pictures as it exploded. My mom was not pleased.
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Burgers (Less Pig`s tails and penises )
Blow to smithereens the main "Leaders" in your respective Governments , Hell yes am pushing the button already Or Hell no as couldn't kill dumb animals ?
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Hell yes. They should be drawn and quartered at dawn at the East front of the Capitol. They are all a bunch of treasonous, traitorous toads.
Going somewhere to watch fireworks tonight or setting off your own in the bac yard? |
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