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October 2nd, 2013, 06:34 PM	#51
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	I've just been convicted of Bestiality. Little harsh on my wife I thought. __________________

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October 2nd, 2013, 06:40 PM	#52
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	Dig-in lads, they're attacking again! This time it's the Flid Corps ... ... watch out for small arms fire! __________________

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October 4th, 2013, 07:00 AM	#53
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,281 Times in 1,336 Posts	The latest from Paris - White thigh high boots, custom made from human skin, available exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue. $ 15,000.00 Also available in Black $50.00 __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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October 4th, 2013, 05:24 PM	#54
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Should i be worried Satan himself just told me my time was nearly up ?. After hearing on the news about four year old Hamzah Khan being starved to death by his own mother, i thought i had to do something about it. So i ate a massive meal. Hey it's what he would have wanted. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 5th, 2013, 12:13 AM	#55
jobrien Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 94 Thanks: 7,322 Thanked 1,154 Times in 92 Posts	What's green, white, black, red and spins? Frog in a blender. How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.

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October 5th, 2013, 10:45 AM	#56
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,626 Times in 57,558 Posts	What Sits in a corner and screams ? A skinless baby in a bag of crisps... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 5th, 2013, 02:35 PM	#57
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Something tells me when i`m called down to Hades i`ll find Brother Mal sitting beside me on the same ferryman boat. Exactly, twenty four hours later Satan will be shitting himself and begging Heaven to take us . A few months ago our first child was born, and after ten years of trying !. As a special present my wife gave me permission to have sexual intercourse with any other female of my choice. Let`s just say it was one hell of a christening. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 5th, 2013, 03:31 PM	#58
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	What's easier to load into a truck, dead babies or rocks? Dead babies. You can use a pitchfork. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 5th, 2013, 06:33 PM	#59
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? A porcupine's got pricks on the outside...

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October 6th, 2013, 06:45 PM	#60
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,626 Times in 57,558 Posts	My Mate swallowed a live Hand Grenade for a laugh,That's Him all over.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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