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July 5th, 2018, 10:14 AM | #1421 |
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Have you ever noticed that it's only people who are perfect that are murdered or die in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect husband" , "She was the perfect daughter." "A tragic accident they were the perfect family." "They died together, the perfect couple till the end." Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife. Kind of makes them and I immortal
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July 5th, 2018, 08:28 PM | #1422 |
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Woman : I have just been raped by a madman
Policeman : What makes you believe he was a madman? Woman : I had to show him what to do |
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My first wife died of poisoned mushrooms, my second wife died of poisoned mushrooms, my third wife died of head injuries....she wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms.
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July 6th, 2018, 09:57 AM | #1424 |
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I think I may have a body odour problem
My last two dates ended oddly, both women sprayed me with perfume before we had sex I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell
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July 6th, 2018, 01:46 PM | #1425 |
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What's the cruelest thing to do to a one-armed Ethiopian hanging from a cliff ? , Offer him slice of watermelon . My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl , So we converted to Islam. How do you know an Ethiopian is going to die ? , Their friends are crowding around with knives and forks .
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I was once asked to identify a burn victim
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Woman goes into the doctors.
Doctor! Doctor! I've been Graped. Don't you meant raped? Well yes, but there was a bunch of them.
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July 7th, 2018, 05:40 PM | #1428 |
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ball7 / fatrat1 in what passes for my mind I feel those were corny jokes !!.. I`ll let it slide though provided you both say a thousand "Hail Marys" while punching each other in the giblets ... Or ... Thank every post in this thread !!
The Jew kid in my class handed in an absolutely fantastic essay about the Holocaust today ,
Was so good that gave him a gold star. A young Jew was knocked down (Backed over) and (Eventually) killed (Hey, nobody saw me) on the road near my house last night , His family have been out there all day , Drawing flowers on the lamp post.
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July 9th, 2018, 03:03 PM | #1429 |
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My son is such a miserable cunt,
I bought him a trampoline for his birthday , But all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
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I heard on the news that the top Serbian tennis player was down in Salisbury poisoning people.
What the farck Novichok, get back to Wimbledon and play tennis. Bloody foreigners!! |
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