Buy A Fellow Member A Present ?

[RjG57]

Being the generous person that I am I have put a great deal of thought into this so here are a few of my gifts.

Estreeter .................a brewery to own, anywhere, any country, sorry the Boags brewery is taken (by me).
Numbers2667............. The ownership of Score Magazine Group so you can find all the good stuff in the archives for VEF, not to mention being able to pick the girls for the mag.
GreenSkull ................An endless supply of long range tomahawk cruise missles should satisfy your need to destroy and cause mayhem throughout the world. At least you will have even more to tell us about, like..... guess who I blew up today!
Futuro .................the birthday present you always wanted Chlo3 V3vrier naked and horny, boy are you going to have fun unwrapping her.
Greenman ................a stain glass window for your attic since your view properly sucks, and wait for it a contract builder to construct you a sun deck on your roof.
Blondifan................ you can have the Boags brewery I really prefer Cascade anyway, unless you prefer wine in which case you can have WolfBiass winery in the Barossa Sth Aus.
Nin................... How about your own forum or better still VEF????????
Sohtatexas............. Well I guess the obvious, a guitar, bugger if I would know which one, so I guess I'll just give you a gift certificate and you can fill out the details.

I suppose for the members who may need some assistance in the area of the lower naughty bits, how about a life time supply of Viagra (mind you it may shorten it if you can't keep up the pace)

I love giving presents, all the happy smiling faces.
I can just see GreenSkull trying to convert his cruise missiles from high explosive warheads to atomic or chemical ones. Futuro trying to ripe the wrapping from around Chloe with his teeth, or Estreeter running from vat to vat personally testing every single one of them to ensure that the quality control has been right.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by RjG57

Estreeter .................a brewery to own, anywhere, any country, sorry the Boags brewery is taken (by me).


Estreeter running from vat to vat personally testing every single one of them to ensure that the quality control has been right.

Thanks Rj and you're welcome for taste tests anytime, in fact , I'll pay ya too be my quality control manager , better yet I'll get someone too deliver the sample too your home and you can work from there

For blatt, an endless supply



do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around

[RjG57]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Thanks Rj
do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around

Thanks for the offer, but for Blatt forget the pizza, I'm first generation Ity I make better pizzas then any pizza shop. I'll send him mine instead, with some spaghetti bolognese. Blatt may have to switch to coke zero though, don't think they make tab anymore?

RjG57

[blatt]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

For blatt, an endless supply



do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around

Double cheers for the pizzas but that can is a cola can and bit low on booze so i might have to sell them and by the real thing if thats alright


Heres a little gift to all my good friends on here



Ill send you all thirty four packs each which is just enough to have a decent weekend

[billybunter]

I'd like to buy you all a years supply of kleenex

[RjG57]

Originally Posted by billybunter

I'd like to buy you all a years supply of kleenex

In some cases I think toilet paper maybe of more use. Damn stuff never lives up to the advertisements.

[billybunter]

Originally Posted by RjG57

In some cases I think toilet paper maybe of more use. Damn stuff never lives up to the advertisements.

Well I change my offer to andrex

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by billybunter

I'd like to buy you all a years supply of kleenex

Wrong thread billy, I think ya meant too post that in the "Other Stuff" section.

Thanks for the offer, but keep em

[Greenman]

Originally Posted by RjG57

Being the generous person that I am I have put a great deal of thought into this so here are a few of my gifts.

Greenman ................a stain glass window for your attic since your view properly sucks, and wait for it a contract builder to construct you a sun deck on your roof.

You put a lot of thought into that didn't you It's not too bad the maisonettes were painted two years ago and they aren't as drab and the gardens are a riot of flowers at the moment...mind you my curtain rail is due to collapse shortly so I'd like a new pull down blind please.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by palo5

And a gift for you too

It's so funny and witty, I almost think you wrote it

If i did i`ve yet to receive any royalties .


Not surprised you thought i`d written it though


As i`m well known for being big down under