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Old August 12th, 2018, 08:08 AM   #3481
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Jake Gittes is actually the disappeared union boss Jimmy Hoffa
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Old August 12th, 2018, 08:11 AM   #3482
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Old August 12th, 2018, 10:26 AM   #3483
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Big Grin ball7 is still taking requests if anyone's interested...

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Jake Gittes Has one ambition in life, to be the first Gay Grand Cyclops in the KKK
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Jake Gittes is actually the disappeared union boss Jimmy Hoffa
Who's Jimmy Hoffa

Now for the truth...

Estreeter wrote a song for palo once to surprise him on his birthday

The lyrics (sung to the hymn of "Draddle Draddle Draddle")
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Old August 12th, 2018, 10:50 AM   #3484
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Not surprisingly, putin5 was deeply touched and sobbed openly still is even today
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Old August 12th, 2018, 12:22 PM   #3485
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Jake Gittes was well known in the ancient Rome as Jacopus Gittesius. He founded a vet legionaries society for those who suffered, like he did, from erectio permanens and eiaculatio praecox.
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Old August 12th, 2018, 12:38 PM   #3486
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Cool Well chromax, the 500 plus women I've been with have had no objections..

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His comments read, "for the best blowjob of your life, call...."

You called him, didn't you?
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Well chromax, the 500 plus women I've been with have had no objections..
Actually no objections since they placed objects in their pussies afterwards
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Old August 12th, 2018, 01:07 PM   #3488
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SanteeFats writes all the speeches of Noam Chomsky.
He's considered to be THE egalitarian reference in the USA.
SanteeFats lives and writes Chomsky's books in a hidden bunker in the middle of an Arizona desert, afraid to be sent to Guantanamo.
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Since one week, Trailmaster had the wooorrrssst nightmares of his life.
He became the Reincanation of Bob Guccione and a night later of Hugh Hefner.
He was surrounded of beautiful pets and bunnies.

Jesus Christ... exploiting and having fun with all these innocent angelic women is the worst sin ever.
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Old August 12th, 2018, 05:53 PM   #3490
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Back in the ancient Rome again, the centurion Australus Melburnius Etreeterius was ordered to crucify the libertus Gayus Trailmasterius for stealing a pink peplum from the personal wardrobe of the empress.
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