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August 12th, 2018, 08:08 AM | #3481 |
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Jake Gittes is actually the disappeared union boss Jimmy Hoffa
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August 12th, 2018, 08:11 AM | #3482 |
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Max Joker is the only owner of a non-smart cellphone in the world.
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August 12th, 2018, 10:26 AM | #3483 | |
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ball7 is still taking requests if anyone's interested...
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Who's Jimmy Hoffa Now for the truth... Estreeter wrote a song for palo once to surprise him on his birthday The lyrics (sung to the hymn of "Draddle Draddle Draddle") Anal Anal Anal Is The Only Way Anal Anal Anal Always Makes His Day
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August 12th, 2018, 10:50 AM | #3484 |
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Not surprisingly, putin5 was deeply touched and sobbed openly still is even today
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August 12th, 2018, 12:22 PM | #3485 |
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Jake Gittes was well known in the ancient Rome as Jacopus Gittesius. He founded a vet legionaries society for those who suffered, like he did, from erectio permanens and eiaculatio praecox.
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August 12th, 2018, 12:38 PM | #3486 |
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Well chromax, the 500 plus women I've been with have had no objections..
That being said...
You called him, didn't you?
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August 12th, 2018, 12:42 PM | #3487 |
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August 12th, 2018, 01:07 PM | #3488 |
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SanteeFats writes all the speeches of Noam Chomsky.
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August 12th, 2018, 01:22 PM | #3489 |
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Since one week, Trailmaster had the wooorrrssst nightmares of his life.
He became the Reincanation of Bob Guccione and a night later of Hugh Hefner. He was surrounded of beautiful pets and bunnies. Jesus Christ... exploiting and having fun with all these innocent angelic women is the worst sin ever. |
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August 12th, 2018, 05:53 PM | #3490 |
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Back in the ancient Rome again, the centurion Australus Melburnius Etreeterius was ordered to crucify the libertus Gayus Trailmasterius for stealing a pink peplum from the personal wardrobe of the empress.
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