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August 5th, 2018, 10:46 AM	#3401
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,173 Thanked 897,595 Times in 60,391 Posts	kelio keeps sending me parcels of lipstick and mascara No notes, letters or anything just boxes and boxes of them palo5 is jealous __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 5th, 2018, 11:27 AM

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Every once in awhile he can be heard chanting "Hail Lucifer, prince of Darkness, I summon thee..." from his basement.

I'd rather not to sing that but I'm threatened by this guy

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August 5th, 2018, 05:23 PM

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I gave my imperial approval for that. I ordered my legionaries to kneel when they see him walking in the streets of Rome. Then he'll kneel to them for their pleasure

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chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	ball7 sprayed a fertilizer on his penis hair by mistake. Now he can't find his dick anymore.

August 5th, 2018, 08:36 PM	#3405
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August 5th, 2018, 08:38 PM	#3406
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	chromax and I go way back - we first met when he tried to get freaky with Helen of Troy

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August 5th, 2018, 08:38 PM	#3407
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chromax and I go way back - we first met when he tried to get freaky with Helen of Troy

Dunno if you already know that, Troia (Italian for Troy) also stands for sow. In the Roman slang, as well as in different dialects, " figlio di troia" is equivalent to "son of a bitch" since troia means "whore", "prostitute" and similar.

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Dunno if you already know that, Troia (Italian for Troy) also stands for sow. In the Roman slang, as well as in different dialects, " figlio di troia" is equivalent to "son of a bitch" since troia means "whore", "prostitute" and similar.

That explains why your nickname for your wife is Troia

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Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,624 Times in 8,946 Posts	ball7 is my bitch.

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