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Old December 5th, 2016, 02:41 PM   #3291
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Australian women don't have time for that a thing, because they are too busy doing the daily cleaning out of all the flies, lizards, snakes, spiders, and an occasional crocodile from the house. At the same time their husbands are fast asleep in bed after their nightly drunk at the pub.
Being in bed fast asleep and not having sex is better than giving advise about it...

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From Sex to Super-consciousness---Control energy flow in body. move it from bottom to top . control breath flow as minimum as possible. feel pleasure and concentrate between eyes.....
Next tip to follow soon to take you to god while having most enjoyable thing in living world.....
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Superconscious while having sex.... it is a method...
Do you know if you can practice and extend intercourse time to 30 minutes it will give pleasure equivalent to 3 months of intercourse. If you can make it happen for 1 hr then it is equivalent to 6 months...
It is multiplying your pleasure with enormous factor.


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Old December 5th, 2016, 08:21 PM   #3292
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How many Australian women do anal?
Well, I know one that doesn't.

But she has a daughter.
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Old December 6th, 2016, 05:33 AM   #3293
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Or back door to back door surveys....
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Or back door to back door surveys....

Yes that`s right




The handle bars came away from my bike
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The handle bars came away from my bike
I would love to hear the story behind that.
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My older bro's girlfriend.. Ugly pig of a woman but could she moan and scream.. You knew everything she was doing... Couldn't help it still living at home and this going on.. Even though she was horrible it was like living next door to a porno production studio... Some good wanking experiences
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The handle bars came away from my bike
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The handle bars came away from my bike
Good thing you described what it is because it also looks like it could be the latest 2017 model Aborigine boomerang.
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Good thing you described what it is because it also looks like it could be the latest 2017 model Aborigine boomerang.
Too small

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