Cats are cool - Page 6

j6251 · August 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM

Ever woken up in the night to here weird cat noises? Well this is what I keep finding in my back garden each fookin mornin...

**Leprechaun** · October 25th, 2008, 09:06 AM

Update: A glow-in-the-dark cat

**kiwi** · November 18th, 2008, 12:11 AM

Everyone has their own feeling 'bout this & that's ok....

however, allow me to ask you a simple question, as a human being. Do you like working?

... Ah-ah-ah, don't gimme that 'I love my job' shit - I love my job too but if I am honest... Fuck it, I'd rather be in bed! Anywhere else rather than work

Now, throw a stick for a dog & what does it do? ... Eggsactly

'Get my slippers!' ...

'Fetch the newspaper!'

'Stop shagging the sofa!: eek: 'Don't eat the children!'

A cat on the other hand, having been thrown a stick will merely look @ you as if to say,

'You fucking threw it. You go get it.'

I will take this a step further ... Do cats have 'jobs' in the real world?

Are there any sheep cats?

Any bomb-sniffer cats?

Any guide cats for the blind? ....

No. Otherwise you'd have blind people stuck up trees ... walking along the top of 3 meter high walls...

Kats R the

est

Mindbender · November 19th, 2008, 03:23 AM

Cats are actually aliens who came to Earth and colonized it about the time of the Egyptians enslaving mankind and forcing them to do their bidding for eternity.

That's why you have to go to work to earn money to keep your cat in the state of luxury that it's used to, got to go now need some more expensive cat food.

MaxJoker · November 19th, 2008, 09:33 AM

I thought everyone knew all Cat`s originated from Egypt and it`s ruling dynasty the Tom`s ?.

Has everyone forgotten what was found it the catnip coated tomb of Hissssasses the First ? (c.3100-c.2890) , or that the history books record him as the most spiteful and sleepy of all Pharaoh`s ?

Yes i know he looks cute , but that`s how they get yah !.

Why even today it`s rumoured that the real decision maker in Egypt isn`t Hosni Mubarak but his secretaries cat , Mr Snuffle Whiskers .

Bluesteve32 · November 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I thought everyone knew all Cat`s originated from Egypt and it`s ruling dynasty the Tom`s ?.

Why even today it`s rumoured that the real decision maker in Egypt isn`t Hosni Mubarak but his secretaries cat , Mr Snuffle Whiskers .

I thought that cat was a Shriner!

Sharu · November 20th, 2008, 03:04 PM

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWGnXkcaKI

i think, a lot of this is known, but it s nice, to have them all in one vid
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI

and this one
http://www.swcp.com/~jamii/OtherCats/

and dogs could be strange too
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=9uzz48PEIYQ

HF

**donnalangtonukmode** · January 7th, 2009, 08:04 PM

Posted on emily booths Bebo page & taken from You tube & 1.18 mins
long. I think you'll like this one

Hitchcock's Ninja Cat comes closer without moving.......

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=7807541159&MID=3611618708

getstrung · January 8th, 2009, 07:41 AM

Here is a cat that thinks its a dog - serious fetch playing going on here - Not really funny, but pretty damned cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgzuKN7L6s

**Trip** · January 9th, 2009, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getstrung

Here is a cat that thinks its a dog - serious fetch playing going on here - Not really funny, but pretty damned cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgzuKN7L6s

That was awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfGd...layer_embedded

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October 25th, 2008, 09:06 AM	#52
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	Sometimes I want to be a cat too... Update: A glow-in-the-dark cat Last edited by Leprechaun; October 25th, 2008 at 12:55 PM..

November 18th, 2008, 12:11 AM	#53
kiwi I'm a hornisod Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Here @ VEF Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 6,194 Thanked 69,682 Times in 1,447 Posts	Cats or Dogs? Everyone has their own feeling 'bout this & that's ok.... however, allow me to ask you a simple question, as a human being. Do you like working? ... Ah-ah-ah, don't gimme that 'I love my job' shit - I love my job too but if I am honest... Fuck it, I'd rather be in bed! Anywhere else rather than work Now, throw a stick for a dog & what does it do? ... Eggsactly 'Get my slippers!' ... 'Fetch the newspaper!' 'Stop shagging the sofa!: eek: 'Don't eat the children!' A cat on the other hand, having been thrown a stick will merely look @ you as if to say, 'You fucking threw it. You go get it.' I will take this a step further ... Do cats have 'jobs' in the real world? Are there any *sheep cats? Any bomb-sniffer cats? Any guide cats for the blind? .... No. Otherwise you'd have blind people stuck up trees ... walking along the top of 3 meter high walls... Kats R the est __________________ Love All* The People To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 19th, 2008, 03:23 AM	#54
Mindbender Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: South Africa Posts: 326 Thanks: 1,323 Thanked 3,431 Times in 260 Posts	Alien Cats Cats are actually aliens who came to Earth and colonized it about the time of the Egyptians enslaving mankind and forcing them to do their bidding for eternity. That's why you have to go to work to earn money to keep your cat in the state of luxury that it's used to, got to go now need some more expensive cat food.

November 19th, 2008, 09:33 AM	#55
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	I thought everyone knew all Cat`s originated from Egypt and it`s ruling dynasty the Tom`s ?. Has everyone forgotten what was found it the catnip coated tomb of Hissssasses the First ? (c.3100-c.2890) , or that the history books record him as the most spiteful and sleepy of all Pharaoh`s ? Yes i know he looks cute , but that`s how they get yah !. Why even today it`s rumoured that the real decision maker in Egypt isn`t Hosni Mubarak but his secretaries cat , Mr Snuffle Whiskers . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; January 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 AM.. Reason: Furballs

August 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM	#51
j6251 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 278 Thanks: 1,973 Thanked 2,637 Times in 237 Posts	Ever woken up in the night to here weird cat noises? Well this is what I keep finding in my back garden each fookin mornin...

November 20th, 2008, 03:04 PM	#57
Sharu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 443 Thanks: 15,203 Thanked 5,978 Times in 441 Posts	http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWGnXkcaKI i think, a lot of this is known, but it s nice, to have them all in one vid http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvo-g_JvURI and this one http://www.swcp.com/~jamii/OtherCats/ and dogs could be strange too http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=9uzz48PEIYQ HF

January 7th, 2009, 08:04 PM	#58
donnalangtonukmode Big whoop, wanna fight about it. Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 52,482 Times in 1,638 Posts	Posted on emily booths Bebo page & taken from You tube & 1.18 mins long. I think you'll like this one Hitchcock's Ninja Cat comes closer without moving....... http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=7807541159&MID=3611618708 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 8th, 2009, 07:41 AM	#59
getstrung Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 236 Thanks: 105 Thanked 6,532 Times in 234 Posts	Here is a cat that thinks its a dog - serious fetch playing going on here - Not really funny, but pretty damned cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgzuKN7L6s

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