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September 19th, 2018, 01:01 PM	#2341
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,787 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 04:50 PM	#2342
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,787 Times in 69,067 Posts	No Sant`eee I didn't try to catch it , Geez __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 06:19 PM	#2343
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,506 Thanked 639,862 Times in 52,061 Posts	This is war in there... __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 06:49 PM	#2344
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,170 Times in 2,674 Posts	The Bedford Incident __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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September 24th, 2018, 03:09 PM	#2345
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,787 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hell yes rushed to the toilet. Needed to calm my upset . Knowing BustyEscortLovr clearly doesn't have a thanks button anymore ! . Well can anyone else explain why he`d post on a long running thread despite not having thanked anyone`s posts first ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 24th, 2018, 03:38 PM	#2346
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,153 Thanks: 772,850 Thanked 855,933 Times in 57,582 Posts	Well Yes,Perhaps doing it out of the window was a tad impolite... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 25th, 2018, 04:24 AM	#2347
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,170 Times in 2,674 Posts	For some reason - on this thread - I can't see what people are posting image-wise. Yet I can see things they post elsewhere. Yet others I can't see any of their posts. Weird. Hard to thank a post I can't see/read. Well I could, but it'd be rather hollow. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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September 25th, 2018, 01:04 PM	#2348
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,329 Times in 60,079 Posts	Japanese world war 2 prison food-must make really bad poop which is probably what mine looks like, although don't know why

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September 25th, 2018, 03:05 PM

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My last poo was well , better out than in

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For some reason - on this thread - I can't see what people are posting image-wise.

How queer

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Yet I can see things they post elsewhere.

Yet you still haven't ever barely thanked them either

Bless your appreciative heart.

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Yet others I can't see any of their posts.

Yet even Yet queer-er

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Weird.

Some might say , Butt I`d defend your right to be so stingy with the button as where would V.E.F be without you

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Hard to thank a post I can't see/read.

Do tell as wow find your reasoning enchanting

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Well I could, but it'd be rather hollow.

Hey

Leave yourself outta this

Anyway enough about you and onto my poo ,

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September 28th, 2018, 02:44 PM	#2350
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,787 Times in 69,067 Posts	Which I've been ass-ured is a colour not to be worried about __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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