The taste of pussy - Page 7

**Brecht** · August 25th, 2017, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

Best lass I ever tasted tasted of butterscotch, musk, fresh female sweat, fresh wee and Chinese cooking all at once. Gorgeous.

Sounds almost like trailmaster's beer reviews. I think I'm going to give it a try again.

**Sir Honkers** · August 25th, 2017, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

Harold Robbins? Do expand please.

Read one of his books. Doesn't matter which, they're all just the same story over and over. The guy had an obsession that was unintentionally comical.

~~Rustler78~~ · January 19th, 2018, 04:06 PM

well well! having lucky tasted many girls between their thighs, I think I have a good idea what a girls vagina tates like. There is nothing better. And their knickers!

**Roubignol** · January 19th, 2018, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brecht

Sounds almost like trailmaster's beer reviews. I think I'm going to give it a try again.

For me, I think it's over.
It seems to me that people who like to lick pussies don't get the senses of smell and taste very developped.

My cousin told me that one of the girls he licked get the taste of croissant.
Damned... I'll never go to his baker buying and eating his croissants.

**Pinkpapercut** · January 20th, 2018, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

For me, I think it's over.
It seems to me that people who like to lick pussies don't get the senses of smell and taste very developped.

My cousin told me that one of the girls he licked get the taste of croissant.
Damned... I'll never go to his baker buying and eating his croissants.

I wonder whether you've had a lot of bad luck, perhaps going down on women who weren't to your taste through a matter of their genetics

Or perhaps you've had the bad luck to go down on women whose 'feminine hygeine' wasn't of the best at the the time.

I can assure you, as your comment was addressed indirectly to me via Brecht's comment, that my senses of taste and smell are well developed.

Let me know the address of your cousin's baker and i'll be at the bakery door first thing on Monday morning ready to buy the day's first batch of croissaints

**Baresfan** · January 20th, 2018, 04:18 PM

Wish I could find the whole thing - National Lampoon had a hilarious article back in 1974 called "A Beginner's Guide To Wife Tasting." Here's some of it: "While beautiful wives are being made everyday all around the globe, it is now generally acknowledged that the greatest tasting wives hail from the Napa Valley in California. Their complex and pleasing structure, longevity, body and legs make these wives some of the most expensive -- and sought-after -- by discriminating cunnysseurs world-wide. What follows is a beginner's guide to the hedonistic enjoyment of the best wives the Napa Valley has to offer: A scientific evaluation of great wives, whether from the Napa Valley or elsewhere in the world, consists of five components: see, squeeze, sniff, suck, and swallow. SEE -- When you first catch sight of a great Napa Valley wife, is the color pleasing to you? Does the wife have a good body? Does she have long, firm legs that go on and on? Is she free of impurities and foreign substances. Does she appear youthful, or is she beginning to turn brown around the edges? Particularly among the white wives, there is a tendency to be either too fat and cloying or too thin and insipid. To accurately determine the quality of the wife's body, one must use the squeeze technique. A light but firm grip is recommended. All parts of the wife's body should be thus inspected, with special attention given to firmness, structure and complexity. Among the best-bodied wives, there is an unctuousness -- an oily, lubricated quality -- that is highly prized and sought-after. Very old, dry wives have little appeal or value as a collectible. One of the most important aspects of appreciating a fine wife is to take a good long sniff. Wives that may look perfectly clean and pure are often found to have an off-putting nose, and let's face it -- if it smells bad, it is probably going to taste bad. Good descriptors include: honeyed, sweet, flowery, and fruity. Off-putting descriptors would include barnyardy, vegetal, mushroomy, catpiss, wet cardboard, and fishy. Now the time has come to enjoy the body of the wife. Gently suck some of it into your mouth. Explore the texture and layers of flavor. Does the body feel good in your mouth? Is it responsive and ever-changing? Is there a good aftertaste? Is the finish long and pleasing? It is well-known that most wives do not improve with age; they are best when had in their youth. A wife that sucks exceptionally well will bring pleasure for many years to come! The final test of any great wife is the swallow. No matter how well a wife may score on other parameters, if the swallow is hard, rough, raw or worse -- non-existent -- then little enjoyment is to be had. Napa Valley wife lovers are particularly fond of the soft, silky lingering swallow of the Penis Gnawers, especially in a young, fruity style. Remember, when swallowing, it is best to take it all in -- it is considered poor form to let any dribble out of the corners of your mouth! One final note: when enjoying a great Napa Valley wife, it is best to have just one bottle at a time. While there are a few hardy souls who can manage two bottles at once, I believe that this detracts from the overall enjoyment of the experience."

King air · August 20th, 2020, 12:39 AM

I have ate a fair amount of pussies in my time but I never really noticed a taste! Now smell I have, all but one smelled wonderful, when they smell good down there! holy shit balls, I would get dizzy, that feminine woman smell. The girl that didn't smell so good was young and I don't think she took care of herself down there. And every one of them had nicely groomed bushes, I absolutely loved it. A pussy without hair is like a tit without a nipple. All these bald pussies in porn today reminds me of changing my nieces diaper, so stupid looking on a grown woman.
Did you guys hear about the man that was eating out his new girl friend for the first time? She smelled really bad but he kept going at it because he wanted to pleasure her. Suddenly she ripped a huge fart, then he said " thank goodness for that breathe of fresh air".

martin1512 · January 3rd, 2021, 09:06 AM

I find that it depends very much on their personal hygeine. I usually love the taste and smell of woman's pussy, but if she hasn't washed for a couple of days then I find it is often a bit sour and sickly, which is not so pleasant. I also find the scent and taste of soap or shower gel can be a bit too strong sometimes as it can mask their real scent and taste.

January 19th, 2018, 04:06 PM	#63
~~Rustler78~~ Banned! Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: London Posts: 85 Thanks: 1,250 Thanked 607 Times in 53 Posts	girls slits well well! having lucky tasted many girls between their thighs, I think I have a good idea what a girls vagina tates like. There is nothing better. And their knickers!

January 20th, 2018, 04:18 PM	#66
Baresfan Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 2,313 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,013 Posts	Wish I could find the whole thing - National Lampoon had a hilarious article back in 1974 called "A Beginner's Guide To Wife Tasting." Here's some of it: "While beautiful wives are being made everyday all around the globe, it is now generally acknowledged that the greatest tasting wives hail from the Napa Valley in California. Their complex and pleasing structure, longevity, body and legs make these wives some of the most expensive -- and sought-after -- by discriminating cunnysseurs world-wide. What follows is a beginner's guide to the hedonistic enjoyment of the best wives the Napa Valley has to offer: A scientific evaluation of great wives, whether from the Napa Valley or elsewhere in the world, consists of five components: see, squeeze, sniff, suck, and swallow. SEE -- When you first catch sight of a great Napa Valley wife, is the color pleasing to you? Does the wife have a good body? Does she have long, firm legs that go on and on? Is she free of impurities and foreign substances. Does she appear youthful, or is she beginning to turn brown around the edges? Particularly among the white wives, there is a tendency to be either too fat and cloying or too thin and insipid. To accurately determine the quality of the wife's body, one must use the squeeze technique. A light but firm grip is recommended. All parts of the wife's body should be thus inspected, with special attention given to firmness, structure and complexity. Among the best-bodied wives, there is an unctuousness -- an oily, lubricated quality -- that is highly prized and sought-after. Very old, dry wives have little appeal or value as a collectible. One of the most important aspects of appreciating a fine wife is to take a good long sniff. Wives that may look perfectly clean and pure are often found to have an off-putting nose, and let's face it -- if it smells bad, it is probably going to taste bad. Good descriptors include: honeyed, sweet, flowery, and fruity. Off-putting descriptors would include barnyardy, vegetal, mushroomy, catpiss, wet cardboard, and fishy. Now the time has come to enjoy the body of the wife. Gently suck some of it into your mouth. Explore the texture and layers of flavor. Does the body feel good in your mouth? Is it responsive and ever-changing? Is there a good aftertaste? Is the finish long and pleasing? It is well-known that most wives do not improve with age; they are best when had in their youth. A wife that sucks exceptionally well will bring pleasure for many years to come! The final test of any great wife is the swallow. No matter how well a wife may score on other parameters, if the swallow is hard, rough, raw or worse -- non-existent -- then little enjoyment is to be had. Napa Valley wife lovers are particularly fond of the soft, silky lingering swallow of the Penis Gnawers, especially in a young, fruity style. Remember, when swallowing, it is best to take it all in -- it is considered poor form to let any dribble out of the corners of your mouth! One final note: when enjoying a great Napa Valley wife, it is best to have just one bottle at a time. While there are a few hardy souls who can manage two bottles at once, I believe that this detracts from the overall enjoyment of the experience."

August 20th, 2020, 12:39 AM	#67
King air Member Join Date: Apr 2017 Posts: 33 Thanks: 431 Thanked 169 Times in 29 Posts	I have ate a fair amount of pussies in my time but I never really noticed a taste! Now smell I have, all but one smelled wonderful, when they smell good down there! holy shit balls, I would get dizzy, that feminine woman smell. The girl that didn't smell so good was young and I don't think she took care of herself down there. And every one of them had nicely groomed bushes, I absolutely loved it. A pussy without hair is like a tit without a nipple. All these bald pussies in porn today reminds me of changing my nieces diaper, so stupid looking on a grown woman. Did you guys hear about the man that was eating out his new girl friend for the first time? She smelled really bad but he kept going at it because he wanted to pleasure her. Suddenly she ripped a huge fart, then he said " thank goodness for that breathe of fresh air".

January 3rd, 2021, 09:06 AM	#68
martin1512 Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Poole, UK. Posts: 81 Thanks: 113,365 Thanked 1,102 Times in 81 Posts	I find that it depends very much on their personal hygeine. I usually love the taste and smell of woman's pussy, but if she hasn't washed for a couple of days then I find it is often a bit sour and sickly, which is not so pleasant. I also find the scent and taste of soap or shower gel can be a bit too strong sometimes as it can mask their real scent and taste.