If you had three wishes ?

[Bovon]

Mmm. Well -

Perfect physical & mental health and young enough to enjoy it.

The ability to write, play, and sing songs in the style of Paul Simon's finest.

Meeting this one and her being smitten with the Bovonic package.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by svea4

I´m really curious about your eternal three wishes but take care of Bob

may the loud and drunk girls be with you

"Do drunken girls pass gas?" "Yas!"

Bob is with me now (Did i forget to say this thread was based on actual events?) and his normally magically relaxed eyebrows are raised in quizzical thought .

As in why so curious about my three ? , what are your three wishes ?.

Hmmm and would wishing i`d answer your question be one of them

Now please excuse me Bob just said i really should be "Jammin" , so i guess i better go buy some soft fruit ,plus a couple of jars (No change there then)

Quite a busy day oh well have to get going ,Bob wants to see a movie later this afternoon as well




EVERYBODY NOW

"Jamminwe`reJamminwe`reJamminwe`reJamminwe`reJammi nwe`reJammin"

[BigBucket]

1.) Won the Euro Millions rollover lottery. 20-30 million quid.

2) A clone of Stacy Moran for company as we travelled around the world.

3) Immortality so i could one day travel to the stars if humanity ever progressed that far. (see point 2 as well)

[tabler]

These are 3 from the heart for a change and not pissing about:-

I would wish I could see my Dad again (he died 2 years ago on Monday) just to talk and say things I wish I had said,

I would wish I had done things differently with my estranged wife,the bitch.

I would wish for health and happiness for my 2 grown up children.

Right back to being a tit again, watch this space

[Wendigo]

Like tabler's last post
1 - To go back in time and insist that our local hospital keep my father in for 3 more days, although would they listen to an 11 year old?
2 - That I had tried harder at secondary school and not thrown the last 2 years away.
3 - That I had kept up swimming and cycling and become less of a couch potato.

Isn't honesty cathartic?

[Estreeter]

Pretty shallow but to end up in this bottle



With her

[kiwi]

1. Absolutely no pop-ups when entering the forum.

2. Posters of deleted posts should be notified by PM as to why any said post was deleted.

3. More lurkers say thank you to all posters.

[kiwi]

If I had to change one, I'd change it to this:

# Make the search function work better than 'one' word as it does now.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by kiwi

1. Absolutely no pop-ups when entering the forum.

2. Posters of deleted posts should be notified by PM as to why any said post was deleted.

3. More lurkers say thank you to all posters.

I ran those past Bob so he sat on the curb and gave it some special Rasta thought , then said this in chilled out response




1) Ya first can be sorted by blocking wit a Firefox application , see me friend i hear it`s spread`n de nation

2) Now that be impossible mon for me , as like dem Mods ma magic ain`t got enough time that`s free

3) But a Lurker be such to avoid observation , so respect his own wish if not the path he has taken


Hope that helps Kiwi

[MaxJoker]

Money ?

Power ?

Fame ?

Three wishes there , although on balance i`d quite fancy to make these

1) Kimberley Walsh (Like most members don`t already know)




2) Her best friend ( So she has someone to play with )



3) That proof positive is suddenly found showing that i am in fact the true heir to the British throne , as someone with my sense of duty could have a great deal of fun with the far reaching powers of the British monarchy




Having said that though if Kim didn`t fancy being made Queen then i`d abdicate , oh god .....it must be true ........i`m in total lust lust lust