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September 28th, 2017, 12:54 PM

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ball7 well

he actually has 8 testicles not 7 ..... you can't have an odd number of balls

(So if the one displayed in the Albert Hall isn't Hitler's, whose is it?

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The reason TM is often too cold...and then too hot is that he is, in fact, a James Bond villain.

Half the year in his lair under the Arctic ocean and half the year in the caldera of a volcano.

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September 28th, 2017, 01:38 PM	#32
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	ball7 puts a cucumber in his pants when going out to meet some ladies on Saturday night. He also sucks in his belly until his face turns red. When the ladies ask him why his face is so red, ball7 claims it's a tan.

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September 28th, 2017, 04:13 PM	#33
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	It is a tan. Bloke57 got a PH.D in flower arrangement.

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September 28th, 2017, 04:17 PM	#34
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,469 Thanked 639,819 Times in 52,061 Posts	BigTrain45 hates Jordan West. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 28th, 2017, 06:02 PM	#36
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	Greenman is the ex-husband of Nigella Lawson. He divorced her after two weeks when he realized that his marriage could become too expensive because Nigella eats more than he's willing to pay for: twice a day.

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September 28th, 2017, 06:40 PM	#37
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,828 Thanks: 281,845 Thanked 813,865 Times in 60,872 Posts	MaxJoker really isn't funny he gets all his jokes and ideas TM and GM.

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September 28th, 2017, 06:43 PM	#38
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September 28th, 2017, 06:45 PM	#39
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Santeefats is well known animal trainer - who used to blank his animals, mostly the females.

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September 28th, 2017, 07:09 PM	#40
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hertz claims to be a friend of Dorothy - to be honest he has been seen holding hands with the Wicked WItch

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