What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 4

**bfg9000** · March 7th, 2010, 10:30 PM

They're fast about taking their clothes off.

Lesbians will put anything including the kitchen sink inside of each other.

**RyderKnightley** · March 15th, 2010, 12:37 PM

Lesbians are only lesbians until a guy turns up. Male homosexuality doesn't exist, except in a parallel world where the only people are homosexual guys. (Except in some older European stuff where the world was more realistic.)

Male sexual impotency can always be easily cured using some potion or pill. Yeah, as if that's ever going to happen.

**bfg9000** · March 21st, 2010, 04:19 PM

I've noticed that there's no brown skidmarks on the furniture or the beds they have sex on.

**RyderKnightley** · March 21st, 2010, 04:23 PM

Following on from the last post, who is responsible for and how do they clean the spunk off of carpets and sofas?

**billybunter** · March 21st, 2010, 05:22 PM

Well, i've noticed that I get a hard-on when looking at porn...

**Mal Hombre** · March 21st, 2010, 05:47 PM

That's weird, I've had that too

**bawjaws** · March 21st, 2010, 09:02 PM

women often feel the need to have a shower whilst wearing a white T shirt and panties, but never wash their hair

palomino · March 24th, 2010, 03:48 PM

Some lessons I learned :

If it is a US-pornmovie, it is strictly forbidden to show the girls whole body from head to toe, especially if she wears sexy high-heels.

Feet and shoes may only be shown in case that
- the shoes have a plateau of at least 5 inches or are remarkably ugly in any other respect
- The shoes are being put off anyway because the clip is all about toesucking / footjobs etc.

This rule accepts only one exception: The girl keeps her really sexy heels on while being pussy-fucked, but when her partner turns his attention to her back-door, he or she has to pop off the shoes before.

It is more than enough to show the girls face in the blowjob-part of the scene, the rest of it may be dealt with by the extensive use of ridiculously close close-up-shots.

If the girls wear nice and fancy underwear, it is the studs obligatory task, to peel the girl out of it before he has sex with her - sexy looks are not required in porn.

The most sophisticated and well-educated upper-class-ladies all have in common, that they have an inexplicable yet irrestistible desire to invite the most dubious, brutal-looking and tattoo-covered prison-inmates into their houses and let them fuck the shit out of them while hubby is at work.

Step moms are never evil - they're sexy and constantly horny for little sonny.

Incest isn't illegal or embarrassing, it's just a prominent and promising way of educating kids in puberty. Furthermore it serves the general peaceful contact of all the members of the family.

French actresses are only French, as long as their movies/clips aren't dubbed in German - from then on, they'll be credited as being German and this new info will be carved into the common-sense of every consumer of porn for ever.

As a consequence of the last thesis, German women over 30 years of age are no longer content with a man's cock - regardless of its size; in order to have them satisfied you'll need to fist their pussy and asshole - both at a time works best !

Well, according to all that we learn from porn, it becomes pretty evident that bonobo-apes must be the only living creatures on earth, who really have an idea of how social life in a community may work best.

**Mal Hombre** · March 28th, 2010, 04:39 PM

Women are always happy for another woman to fuck their husband/boyfriend.
No one is ever embarrassed to catch a couple making love and the couple are always happy for the intruder to join in.

sissyboy1978 · April 19th, 2010, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I still cannot believe there is anything too learn from porn. You sit there, you watch it, but don't study it, There is no exam at the end

Am I the only one who gets the impression that not everyone completely understands this particular flavor of list-humor?

March 7th, 2010, 10:30 PM	#31
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RyderKnightley Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,223 Thanks: 9,493 Thanked 19,343 Times in 1,145 Posts	Lesbians are only lesbians until a guy turns up. Male homosexuality doesn't exist, except in a parallel world where the only people are homosexual guys. (Except in some older European stuff where the world was more realistic.) Male sexual impotency can always be easily cured using some potion or pill. Yeah, as if that's ever going to happen. __________________ Meet To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my avatar.

March 21st, 2010, 04:19 PM	#33
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	I've noticed that there's no brown skidmarks on the furniture or the beds they have sex on. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

March 21st, 2010, 04:23 PM	#34
RyderKnightley Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,223 Thanks: 9,493 Thanked 19,343 Times in 1,145 Posts	What I've not noticed Following on from the last post, who is responsible for and how do they clean the spunk off of carpets and sofas? __________________ Meet To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. my avatar.

March 21st, 2010, 05:47 PM	#36
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March 24th, 2010, 03:48 PM	#38
palomino Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 201 Thanks: 7,726 Thanked 2,753 Times in 166 Posts	Some lessons I learned : If it is a US-pornmovie, it is strictly forbidden to show the girls whole body from head to toe, especially if she wears sexy high-heels. Feet and shoes may only be shown in case that the shoes have a plateau of at least 5 inches or are remarkably ugly in any other respect The shoes are being put off anyway because the clip is all about toesucking / footjobs etc. This rule accepts only one exception: The girl keeps her really sexy heels on while being pussy-fucked, but when her partner turns his attention to her back-door, he or she has to pop off the shoes before. It is more than enough to show the girls face in the blowjob-part of the scene, the rest of it may be dealt with by the extensive use of ridiculously close close-up-shots. If the girls wear nice and fancy underwear, it is the studs obligatory task, to peel the girl out of it before he has sex with her - sexy looks are not required in porn. The most sophisticated and well-educated upper-class-ladies all have in common, that they have an inexplicable yet irrestistible desire to invite the most dubious, brutal-looking and tattoo-covered prison-inmates into their houses and let them fuck the shit out of them while hubby is at work. Step moms are never evil - they're sexy and constantly horny for little sonny. Incest isn't illegal or embarrassing, it's just a prominent and promising way of educating kids in puberty. Furthermore it serves the general peaceful contact of all the members of the family. French actresses are only French, as long as their movies/clips aren't dubbed in German - from then on, they'll be credited as being German and this new info will be carved into the common-sense of every consumer of porn for ever. As a consequence of the last thesis, German women over 30 years of age are no longer content with a man's cock - regardless of its size; in order to have them satisfied you'll need to fist their pussy and asshole - both at a time works best ! Well, according to all that we learn from porn, it becomes pretty evident that bonobo-apes must be the only living creatures on earth, who really have an idea of how social life in a community may work best. __________________ Wanted !!! Magazines 'Lady Domina' 1 & 2 or everything else about BABETTE AUMONT aka 'MISTERY-GIRL'!!!

March 28th, 2010, 04:39 PM	#39
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,185 Thanks: 773,271 Thanked 856,418 Times in 57,616 Posts	Women are always happy for another woman to fuck their husband/boyfriend. No one is ever embarrassed to catch a couple making love and the couple are always happy for the intruder to join in. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.