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June 14th, 2017, 12:41 PM	#12391
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June 16th, 2017, 12:22 PM	#12397
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My wife has just left me due to my ongoing obsession with cricket. It's really hit me for 6.

I'm stumped at what advice to give - but you'll just have to go out and bowl another maiden over.

You might lose your house - so check your insurance in case you need extra cover.

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in case you need extra cover.

Are you standing at silly mid scoff, blokey?

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