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January 7th, 2012, 05:30 PM | #3271 |
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Dont know why my wife was unhappy with her Christmas Present
I got her a pack of batteries with a label on the box saying "present not included" |
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January 7th, 2012, 06:08 PM | #3272 |
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I finally responded to one of the many pop ups on the net, when it said “Bored Housewife would like to do things for you”
So I got her round to do my ironing |
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January 7th, 2012, 06:11 PM | #3273 |
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I met Sean Connery in a bar last night,
he said he had a question he moustache me, but he was shaving it for later.
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January 7th, 2012, 08:35 PM | #3274 |
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Bob Holdness gets to Heaven. Amy Winehouse comes up to him & says "I'll have an E please Bob"
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January 7th, 2012, 10:30 PM | #3275 |
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I think I need to wash my dick.
The cheese has turned into stilton. |
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January 7th, 2012, 11:16 PM | #3276 |
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Scrabble,It's all fun and games until someone loses an I
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January 7th, 2012, 11:42 PM | #3277 |
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room he got as a birthday present.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen." |
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January 7th, 2012, 11:54 PM | #3278 |
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Old joke I heard back when I was 15... That was a long time ago...
Rediscovered it today... so here it is --
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling “Gama Su!, Gama Su!”. Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwords went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, “Gama Su! Gama Su!” Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked “Wrong Hole? What do you mean Wrong Hole?” |
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January 7th, 2012, 11:56 PM | #3279 |
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls! Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls! |
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January 7th, 2012, 11:58 PM | #3280 |
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Anyone else find irony in Natasha Giggs entering big brother ?
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