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July 20th, 2017, 09:33 PM

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Oh my gawd is right

She`s only twenty four

Wonder if she`ll regret it when forty four

By the time she`s eighty four the ones having to wash her might

I'm ready to vote for a dictator who will ban tatooes forever.
Such a ugly thing.
If you remove her tatooes, she's very pretty.

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July 23rd, 2017, 09:50 AM	#522
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Now I`m showing all her photos for the simple reason This thirty nine year old single mum (Who wants more children ) insists she`s not on the site for a bunk up , a one night stand , a quick shag or other such disrespectful fun. No she`s on there looking for a long term serious relationship Ugggggh __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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insists she`s not on the site for a bunk up , a one night stand , a quick shag or other such disrespectful fun.

The eye's Mate, the eyes

Nope, she ain't been out all night fellating men

Oh, she has a sister half way round the world who says the same

and she also says she has a great sense of humour

Well I laughed so I guess she's accurate about herself

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July 23rd, 2017, 11:17 AM	#525
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and she also says she has a great sense of humour

Well I laughed so I guess she's accurate about herself

Mate , at least she made an effort to keep her lady like dignity

Which is more than this suggestive filly did

Sent a message telling her I`d never felt envious of a space hopper before

She hasn't replied

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She hasn't replied

If she hasn't replied by now Mate, she ain't worth the effort or your thyme

Rude .. female thingie

She don't know the opportunity she's missing out on

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Rude .. female thingie

Hey , leave her rude female thingie outta this

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She don't know the opportunity she's missing out on

Maybe she might Mate , when she finds me in her bathroom tonight (Well those overcooked noodles won't shift themselves and I can't risk my own toilet

) serenading her

Still it could always be worse

As in I`m sure this woman has a good heart , but as far as flattering camera angles go

Forget it

Look keep this between yee and mee Mate as if it`s possible to fall in adoration with a bright red haired fine framed face and sublime smile , then I have

Problem is there`s (Months and counting) only the single photo (Never a good sign) plus she`s written bugger all (Months and counting) on her profile

So supposedly local lass or not , I've bugger all to bounce off in any message

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Problem is there`s (Months and counting) only the single photo (Never a good sign) plus she`s written bugger all (Months and counting) on her profile

So supposedly local lass or not , I've bugger all to bounce off in any message

Message her anyway, she looks adorable, and what have you got to lose?

ask her who won the chess game that's going on behind her left shoulder.

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Message her anyway, she looks adorable, and what have you got to lose?

ask her who won the chess game that's going on behind her left shoulder.

Yes. Ask her to be your queen and maybe there'll be no need to strangle the bishop.

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