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Old April 10th, 2014, 11:57 AM   #101
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Whereas number three (Or a true number two if you prefer) claims what people notice about her first is the smile and her terrific sense of humour.


For some reason, the first thought in my thick brain was .... She could be any VEF member's mother
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Old April 10th, 2014, 12:15 PM   #102
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Bachelorette number two (Let`s call her Fuzzier) also isn't interested in being contacted by anyone without a photo, unless that is they`re Daniel Craig (Hah dee hoh har Zzzzzz).


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Old April 10th, 2014, 12:27 PM   #103
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Does she do anal please give me her details
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Old April 10th, 2014, 02:22 PM   #104
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Old April 15th, 2014, 07:15 AM   #105
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How about this sweetheart does anybody wants her number



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Old April 15th, 2014, 07:00 PM   #106
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How about this sweetheart does anybody wants her number



Is that a woman though

Still I've seen worse

As at least she`s not posing in front of a cup and roll of bog paper



Still I've seen worse

As at least she`s not posing beside an open rubbish bin



Still I've seen worse

As at least she had a photo taken rather than take a photo of a photo





Still I've seen worse

As at least she doesn't make me long for blindness



Still I've seen .......... Errrrrrrrrrrr no I bleeding haven`t

Actually I don't seek to appear mean about that slightly overly large woman.

It's just on her profile she`s wanting a tall gorgeous smooth chested fit successful man to whisk her away

Yeah whisk her away

Guess he better be a forklift driver as well then
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Old April 16th, 2014, 01:49 PM   #107
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Guess he better be a forklift driver as well then
Woohoo, I've got an "in" there!
All I need is a stud bull and we'll have a dairy herd in no time.
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Old April 16th, 2014, 02:21 PM   #108
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Still I've seen .......... Errrrrrrrrrrr no I bleeding haven`t

Bloody hells tits on toast , was I ever wrong

As look at this beautiful Norwich woman !.



Yeah riiiiiiight, woman

Thing is in "Her" profile she drones on about how she`s an old fashioned lady yadda yadda and although seeking an intimate relationship is never the type to rush right in.

Phew should hope not too. As without plenty of lube her rushing in wouldn't half make a fella`s eyes water

The sneaky profile makes no mention of the fact she`s packing giblets

Only clue being her manly mug, joke shop wig and that she goes out of her way to write how homophobes need not apply.

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As look at this beautiful Norwich woman !.



Yeah riiiiiiight, woman



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As look at this beautiful Norwich woman !.


Have you not heard the phrase "normal for Norfolk"?
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