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Old January 1st, 2009, 10:08 AM   #21
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"_Open Sesameee!.....nope,(GASP COFF)not working..."
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Old January 2nd, 2009, 08:51 PM   #22
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I said Chubby Checker

not check the chubby
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Old January 2nd, 2009, 11:01 PM   #23
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"12 o´clock,Captain...looks like a BMAC class destroyer."
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"The Inuits are right, whale is better served raw."
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They been having problems keeping the new life rafts inflated


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NORIS AND DOREEN TRIED TO FREE WILLY BUT THE FUCKER JUST WOULD NOT GO !!
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Poor man, "I see fat peephole."
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You used too much talcum powder again Shamu!
We're watch the migration of the fat assed white gal!
Oh my God! There's a Japanese whaling boat coming to harpoon your ass!
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"In the pool, he couldn't roll her around
in flour to look for the wet spot"
So, this is how they got the idea for Jiffy Pop Popcorn!
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He must really like it when she releases her powerful smelly cow gas
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