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February 25th, 2015, 11:36 AM	#3191
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	'Air bags' count Frits? I wish me a girl in a sticky situation.... __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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February 25th, 2015, 03:14 PM	#3192
CalumH Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 890 Thanks: 3,766 Thanked 16,525 Times in 894 Posts	Pippa Lily's situation looks a little sticky here I wish me a girl who's a zombie hunter __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 26th, 2015, 06:38 AM	#3193
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,512 Times in 5,552 Posts	Meet Rika: I wish me a girl with forbidden fruit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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February 27th, 2015, 11:09 AM	#3194
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Frits I don't know if it's forbidden, but I know I couldn't eat just one...... I wish me a girl with... bare ass chaps __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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February 27th, 2015, 07:45 PM	#3195
Frits Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: at the end of the rainbow Posts: 5,565 Thanks: 29,166 Thanked 75,512 Times in 5,552 Posts	I wish me a girl with wit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Где говорят деньги, там молчит совесть."

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February 28th, 2015, 01:54 AM	#3196
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Here you go Frits. They don't get much wittier than Elizabeth Banks. I wish me a girl with an especially lovely slit.

February 28th, 2015, 06:32 AM	#3197
Pakalolobudz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hawaii Posts: 207 Thanks: 9,228 Thanked 3,104 Times in 197 Posts	BigTrain here is Lillian Parker for you I wish me a vintage girl that loves to spread her slit

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February 28th, 2015, 01:30 PM	#3198
biggus-dickus Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: ...the land of the ice & snow Posts: 4,292 Thanks: 24,975 Thanked 69,674 Times in 4,288 Posts	Budz; I think I found what your wishin' for.... I wish me a girl with artistic aspirations __________________ The difference between a wife and a job is that after 5 years the job still sucks.....

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March 1st, 2015, 02:14 PM	#3199
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,629 Times in 9,629 Posts	We all start with finger painting... I wish me a girl wearing a hat and nothing else. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 1st, 2015, 02:31 PM	#3200
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,788 Thanked 855,860 Times in 57,575 Posts	I trust that You'll overlook the neckerchief,Tyggy... I wish Me a Girl Who's in Law Enforcement... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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