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March 24th, 2008, 10:49 PM | #1 |
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The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno
I've watched many hours of the stuff, much of it mediocre, but there are two scenes that stand out in my mind. It doesn't matter who the actors were, or the film (I can't remember both) but it was a mid 1990s flick, with a blonde gal getting serviced by two guys, and they all stop what they were doing, because its time for the dual cum shots, and the two guys ended up cumming at the same time, but overspraying the starlet and hitting one another!
Another is something I'd see a lot in vintage 1980s porn. You'd have a starlet made uo with high heels, stockings, a matching bra, and some guy would be fucking the hell out of her, but her big helmet of a perm would remain motionless, whereas her tits and the rest of her would sway back and forth like they were both in the middle of a catagory five hurricaine. I know it occured a numbe rof times in Christy Canyon flicks, for example. Other than that, I don't find the supposed 'blooper' offerings original or as funny as these unintentional screw ups. Both were part of compiltions vids I had, but discarded some time ago. |
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March 25th, 2008, 01:30 PM | #2 |
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I remember watching "deep throat" and I the scene where Linda is getting it from behind up the ass. The other guy is doing a little muff munching from underneath. Back door man slips out of her ass and plants his dick right on the other guys chin. The reaction is priceless.
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April 21st, 2008, 11:27 PM | #3 |
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i remember a 3 some with a girl and 2 guys - one guy was steve holmes. it was a dp scene. the other guy - not steve holmes - cums and misses the girl and cums on steve holmes who is not happy. his reaction was funny.
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April 23rd, 2008, 10:20 AM | #4 |
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Actually it was something I heard in a porn movie, but I guess only Germans will really understand this - I will try to explain as good as I can for all others too:
The scene was in an early 90s "amateur porn" movie where a couple was really good at work on the bed when suddenly you heard the voice of the "director" from behind the cam saying (in the typical Saxonian dialect/accent): "Ei nu stöhnd emaal e bissel" ("Hey, now you both sigh and moan!") and all of a sudden they both started to sigh and moan passionately. The funniest thing was really that accent ... LoL |
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April 23rd, 2008, 11:26 AM | #5 |
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I don't go in for porn movies as I find them incredibly boring and repetitive after a time, but the funniest pornstars that could have been a double act were Jonathan Morgan and Steven St Croix(now a main erotic b-movie star); one of their appearances were as inept detectives-they were very funny-possibly in the mould of Abbot & Costello.
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May 4th, 2008, 08:40 PM | #6 |
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--A guy vigorously fisting a brunette. Takes his hand out. Looks in amazement at the hand he just pulled out of her. Reaches back inside her and pulls out his watch.
--The old movie Babyface--there's a chase scene and the black guy chasing the male porn star was a pro football player --Ron Jeremy |
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May 4th, 2008, 09:13 PM | #7 |
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I mentioned mine the other day in the Jamie Summers thread. It is Jamie's line in Brat on the Run as she is blowing Mike Horner (playing a lying, fraudulent guru), "This doesn't taste like a meat popsicle; this tastes like dick!"
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May 5th, 2008, 01:51 AM | #8 |
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A Tarzan-like character with very bad BO in an American porn movie (don't remember the title).
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June 1st, 2008, 10:51 AM | #9 |
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A mid 80's porn movie where Herschel Savage gets a finger in the eye while muff diving on Christy Canyon. I think it was Christy anyway. I had to rewind it about 3 times cause it was hysterical to see his head snap back.
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some Buffy Davis movie
"You got a loose asshole?" "Yeah, flaps in the wind !!" |
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