What annoys you the most ?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by cicciobuki

Waw, yea... for me that would be a declaration of war

Originally Posted by cicciobuki

Are there ways you could annoy the hell out of her?

Well, she does have an old car, I mean 1970's old.
The kind where the fuel cap is made out of metal, so umm,



Locking her cap to the fuel tank neck kind of appeals

[cicciobuki]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Well, she does have an old car, I mean 1970's old.
The kind where the fuel cap is made out of metal, so umm,



Locking her cap to the fuel tank neck kind of appeals

Not a bad start

[tamsmith]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Do you suffer prostate problems?
I still don't suffer, but a few years ago, I believed that I had this problem and ... it was not.

I drunk too much just one hour or less before to go to bed.
So now I drink nothing 2 hours before to go to bed apart a little cup of water or cold tee.

I don't need anymore to wake up.
That's true... that's horribly boring.

I regret that we can't pee in bed and that would evaporate naturally without the bad smell and this yellow color.

Apart that. If you sleep alone. Just take a big empty 3 liters plastic bootle of fabric softener.
They often get a big hole in which you can easely introduce your penis.
Then you pee and you turn off the cap.
And in the morning you empty your bottle in the water closet.

Even more efficient, if you pay the liter of water in your house. You can pee several times in the bottle during the day and empty it after your poop.
Like that you save money and drinkable water.

Many thanks for the advice. Also it made me laugh. Thanks my friend.

[buttsie]

Originally Posted by Wendigo

I know he's only an actor but this twat really pisses me off




"What's going on ?", well me and millions more are pissed off with his annoying voice droning on about PPI claims. yes it may be a big deal to some people but I frankly couldn't give a shit about PPI and I hate seeing his soppy looking face appearing in adverts between films or shows I am actually interested in watching.

Fight back

Use the mute button as I did for years when i owned a TV

Plenty of better things to do in ad breaks than listen to the verbal bullshit they call advertising

The most important thing of any advertised product is in the small print
which you'll never hear in an Ad

[Arturo2nd]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Those darn city police are putting these speed cameras all over my neighborhood and every other neighborhood in Chicago. They not only will get you a ticket if you go just a few miles per hour over the street speed limit, but the police are also using them as surveillance cameras to try and photograph criminal activity in the neighborhood at night. This often will not work. The neighborhood criminals are not so stupid that they would committ a crime in view of these cameras and many of the cameras are eventually destroyed by the neighborhood children that love to throw rocks at them!

The cameras do tend to rankle people, especially those of us who tend to drive over the speed limit and run the occasional stop light. They have been proven to reduce the numbers of crashes and fatalities. Some of the rock throwing kids will no doubt be surprised to learn that they have been captured on film vandalizing the cameras.

There are surveillance cameras all over the place, nowadays. Having watched multiple episodes of the "First 48," it is clear that your average criminal is unfamiliar with the amount of video available or its significance. Many criminals have continued to deny committing crimes despite their being caught on video and in the face of DNA evidence. It is not just criminals who have trouble absorbing facts. One of my brothers served on a jury for a murder trial recently, which wound up with hung jury despite the shooting being captured on video. Fortunately, shooting a firearm from a moving vehicle is a major felony. The jury did convict on that charge, which when coupled with the killer's two prior felony convictions resulted in a twenty years to life sentence.

Knuckleheads are really annoying, particularly when they are ahead of you in the queue.

[Roubignol]

I'm still not as strong as a saint and probably never shall be.

[Roubignol]

According to the rules, here the language is "plain" English language.
I try as much as possible to use it.

Why, here on this forum, a lot of born English speaking people don't use it?

[73north]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

She lives on a half acre block, she has a Bull Terrier that won't shut up.
Yesterday I introduced myself and was polite, I then asked her to keep her dog at the far side of her block or inside as her dogs bark is loud and keeps me awake when I'm asleep, I sleep days as I work night shift. She has the dog outside whenever she isn't home and lets it in as soon as she's back from what I can gather so far.

Her response, told me to get a regular job or put up with it as I'm not her concern,

You have my sympathy , I used to work night shifts in a Hospital
and it was hell on earth if you couldn't get any sleep during the day
then tried to work at night like .. a zombie
if people have never worked night shift , and experienced awful sleep
during the day for days on end -- its awful and really tires you out
I never got sick of telling people , that complained I had the phone disconnected - that I was trying to sleep
or that I couldn't go out for an evening's entertainment

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by 73north

You have my sympathy , I used to work night shifts in a Hospital
and it was hell on earth if you couldn't get any sleep during the day
then tried to work at night like .. a zombie
if people have never worked night shift , and experienced awful sleep
during the day for days on end -- its awful and really tires you out
I never got sick of telling people , that complained I had the phone disconnected - that I was trying to sleep
or that I couldn't go out for an evening's entertainment

Sleeping during the day has never really been a problem for me, I've done night and afternoon shift for probably 80% of my 33 year work life .... in the summer on the 40 degree days can be a bit uncomfortable .... but this dog Last week on my 3 shifts, I work 12 to 14 hours was hell, I reckon I slept from about 7 am till about 10 am only those 3

Even today while I'm off roster, got up at 10 30 as I normally would on days off , that dog was barking then, we left here at about 1 pm to see my Mum, round trip of 5 hours, when we got back that dog was still barking. My Missus went and saw the lady that lives across the road if that dog had been barking all day and she said it was and was pissing her of also.

This bitch that owns that dog is becoming a big problem where I live, she will pay

Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

I've seen where these days people seem to be treating their kids more like pets and their pets more like kids!

I remember posting this once before, saw a lady with a shopping trolley full of the cheap generic brand groceries ...... except for the cat and dog food, nope that stuff was middle shelf easy to access expensive brands .... pets first then the kids

I'd bet that bitch with the Bull Terrier is exactly the same

[ManofKent]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Well, she does have an old car, I mean 1970's old.
The kind where the fuel cap is made out of metal, so umm,



Locking her cap to the fuel tank neck kind of appeals

And while your at it while not let down her tyres as well?

Let down her tyres-and then GLUE the caps back on.

She's going to be very surprised when she tries to re inflate them-only to discover that she cant get the caps off.