A Baker's Dozen - Page 141

**howerd** · January 28th, 2017, 11:07 PM

Great insults

1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)
2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West )
3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself."
4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx
5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill )
6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali)
7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford)
8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great)
9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens

Estreeter · January 29th, 2017, 08:14 AM

Great insults

1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)
2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West )
3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself."
4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx
5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill )
6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali)
7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford)
8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great)
9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens
10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne
11.

**rotobott** · January 29th, 2017, 09:13 AM

Great insults

1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)
2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West )
3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself."
4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx
5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill )
6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali)
7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford)
8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great)
9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens
10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne
11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
12.

Estreeter · January 29th, 2017, 10:13 AM

Great insults

1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)
2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West )
3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself."
4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx
5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill )
6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali)
7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford)
8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great)
9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens
10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne
11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
12.“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
Mark Twain

**Mal Hombre** · January 29th, 2017, 10:31 AM

Great Insults

1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill)
2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West )
3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself."
4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx
5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill )
6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali)
7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford)
8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great)
9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens
10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne
11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
12.“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
Mark Twain
13. "But Suppose the Child Inherited My Beauty and Your Brains?" George Bernard Shaw to Isadora Duncan

Crime Thrillers

1.Dobermann 1997

**rotobott** · January 29th, 2017, 10:52 AM

Crime Thrillers

1. Dobermann 1997
2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3.

**trailmaster** · January 29th, 2017, 10:54 AM

Crime Thrillers

1. Dobermann 1997
2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3. The French Connection 1971
4.

**Hertz** · January 29th, 2017, 10:54 AM

Crime Thrillers

1. Dobermann 1997
2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3. The French Connection 1971
4. Heat (1995)
5.

Estreeter · January 29th, 2017, 11:04 AM

Crime Thrillers

1. Dobermann 1997
2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3. The French Connection 1971
4. Heat (1995)
5. Basic Instinct (1992)
6.

**tsunamiSD** · January 29th, 2017, 11:26 AM

Crime Thrillers

1. Dobermann 1997
2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3. The French Connection 1971
4. Heat (1995)
5. Basic Instinct (1992)
6. Topkapi (1964)
7.

January 29th, 2017, 08:14 AM	#1402
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,037 Times in 60,347 Posts	Great insults 1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill) 2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West ) 3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself." 4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx 5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill ) 6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali) 7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford) 8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great) 9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens 10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne 11. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 29th, 2017, 10:13 AM	#1404
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,037 Times in 60,347 Posts	Great insults 1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill) 2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West ) 3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself." 4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx 5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill ) 6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali) 7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford) 8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great) 9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens 10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne 11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde 12.“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 29th, 2017, 10:31 AM	#1405
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,881 Times in 57,575 Posts	Great Insults 1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill) 2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West ) 3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself." 4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx 5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill ) 6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali) 7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford) 8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great) 9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens 10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne 11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde 12.“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain 13. "But Suppose the Child Inherited My Beauty and Your Brains?" George Bernard Shaw to Isadora Duncan Crime Thrillers 1.Dobermann 1997 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 29th, 2017, 11:04 AM	#1409
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,037 Times in 60,347 Posts	Crime Thrillers 1. Dobermann 1997 2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 3. The French Connection 1971 4. Heat (1995) 5. Basic Instinct (1992) 6. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 28th, 2017, 11:07 PM	#1401
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Great insults 1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill) 2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West ) 3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself." 4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx 5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill ) 6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali) 7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford) 8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great) 9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens

January 29th, 2017, 09:13 AM	#1403
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,800 Thanked 634,718 Times in 31,432 Posts	Great insults 1. "I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." (Winston Churchill) 2. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. ( Mae West ) 3. Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford: "Well at least he has found his true love-what a pity he can't marry himself." 4. "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." the comedy legend that is Groucho Marx 5. "He is a modest man with much to be modest about." ( Winston Churchill ) 6. "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." (Muhammad Ali) 7. "He's so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." (Lyndon Johnson on Gerald Ford) 8. "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (Catherine the Great) 9.“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox." Christopher Hitchens 10.“She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.” Bette Midler on Princess Anne 11. "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde 12.

January 29th, 2017, 10:52 AM	#1406
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,800 Thanked 634,718 Times in 31,432 Posts	Crime Thrillers 1. Dobermann 1997 2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 3.

January 29th, 2017, 10:54 AM	#1407
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,313 Times in 60,079 Posts	Crime Thrillers 1. Dobermann 1997 2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 3. The French Connection 1971 4.

January 29th, 2017, 10:54 AM	#1408
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Crime Thrillers 1. Dobermann 1997 2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 3. The French Connection 1971 4. Heat (1995) 5.

January 29th, 2017, 11:26 AM	#1410
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,034 Thanks: 633,461 Thanked 640,437 Times in 53,117 Posts	Crime Thrillers 1. Dobermann 1997 2. The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 3. The French Connection 1971 4. Heat (1995) 5. Basic Instinct (1992) 6. Topkapi (1964) 7.