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November 20th, 2016, 02:36 AM
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November 20th, 2016, 08:55 AM
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Get 6 eggs 1 jar of anchovies Half a Garlic clove , the other half eat raw while making this 4 large Sardines A Pound of Saurkraut A Teaspoon of Vanilla essence A Table spoon of raspberry ice cream A Table spoon of Vegemite 2 Green apples, cored and sliced A whole large bottle Tobasco 1 litre of Full Fat Milk A dash of white wine Put all that into a blender and drink it  If anyone does that, Jenny will not just Mod, but Admin them up  Oh Yeah Quote:
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November 20th, 2016, 11:13 AM
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Hi E. What if wifey asked you to do a, and your johnson got stuck. What would you do? Inquiring minds want to know???
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November 20th, 2016, 11:17 AM
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November 20th, 2016, 11:36 AM
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November 20th, 2016, 11:41 AM
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The odds of the content of your question happening TM are far less  So remote I wouldn't even bother thinking about any of it And, continuing with this threads great theme, we have a Gem Quote:
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November 20th, 2016, 12:33 PM
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November 20th, 2016, 12:38 PM
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