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July 17th, 2017, 06:01 PM	#1861
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Now that I think on it, Sandy might be a Jawa. In which case, why does he like looking at human female porn? What a perv.

You ever see a naked Jawa woman? There's a reason they wear those loose robes and hoods.

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Mal Hombre just got a job as a border guard at the Mexican border.

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You are going to flog this horse to death sir , are you not ?

Sandhunter wants a halftrack but due to contractual obligations(marriage)

. I cannot have one , I do roam the Desert in my Jeep or my sandrail,

Now I'm the Winner !

I wouldn't dream of it Sandy it would ruin the meat.

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July 18th, 2017, 12:01 PM	#1865
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,183 Times in 60,069 Posts	I won the monster truck rally. I love smashing and destroying my opponents! Last edited by trailmaster; May 4th, 2018 at 08:17 PM..

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July 18th, 2017, 06:34 PM	#1866
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I am the king of my land. Anyone who want's to challenge me must knock me off my steed!

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July 19th, 2017, 09:23 PM	#1870
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