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July 11th, 2017, 05:02 PM | #1151 |
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July 12th, 2017, 06:48 PM | #1152 |
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July 21st, 2017, 05:04 PM | #1153 |
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Was intending to see the World Para Athletics championships until checked ticket prices,
Talk about Crippling. Can't wait for the next Linkin Park album , But then always did prefer their instrumental stuff. While raping a woman in the park last night she suddenly screamed out "Think of my children" , The Kinky bitch.
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July 23rd, 2017, 10:33 AM | #1154 |
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Police arrived at my neighbour Mohammed`s house for beating his wife ,
They couldn't decide whether to arrest him for domestic violence or child abuse though. "Fucking kids are expensive," I said , "Is" replied my lawyer. Can still remember all the times when my mum would tuck me in, She really wanted a daughter.
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July 27th, 2017, 12:40 AM | #1155 |
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Q. What do you call two gay guys named Bob?
A. Oral Roberts. ----- Q. What do you call an Irishman who wanks too much? A. Onan O'Brien. [Not related to the Democratic late-night host, either...] ----- [This one's to give Republicans equal abuse...] Q. Why does Donald Trump talk with his hands? A. Because he's the Imperial Wizard. ----- Q. What do you call a musician who plays jazz and death metal? A. Michael Bolt-Thrower. |
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August 10th, 2017, 12:33 PM | #1156 |
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Glenn Campbell died not knowing any of the words to his songs ,
So that`s something we had in common. Went to my first KKK meeting last night and can't see why everyone thinks they're racist, Saw at least half a dozen black guys hanging around the back. Who`s Michael Barrymore's favourite super hero ?, Deadpool.
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August 10th, 2017, 08:30 PM | #1157 |
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One for British members..
Harry Hill is hosting a show about the Dreyfus affair,Jew Been Framed..
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August 11th, 2017, 03:08 PM | #1158 |
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My foreign exchange student family keep complaining that I eat enough for six ,
Who knew Ethiopians were so judgemental ?.
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August 15th, 2017, 02:55 PM | #1159 |
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For me getting sex is as easy as getting mayonnaise out of a jar ,
Especially as in both cases I use a knife.
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August 18th, 2017, 01:57 PM | #1160 |
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Millionaire Michael J Fox was arrested earlier today for shoplifting ,
I say it serves the stupid sod right for trying to steal a tambourine.
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