Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 110

**SanteeFats** · February 4th, 2017, 01:52 PM

My son asked me the other day how I feel about abortions. I told him to go ask his sister. He said, “I don’t have a sister”.
There’s your answer.

Why do black people keep getting stronger?
TVs keep getting bigger

**bloke57** · February 4th, 2017, 01:56 PM

I went to the gym today. Blow me if I didn't find a hole in my trainer big enough to stick my finger through.

Now the bitch has made a formal complaint.

**BondJmsBond** · February 4th, 2017, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

My best friend drowned last weekend ,

So I sent his widow a life jacket ,

Well It's what he would have wanted.

This made me really laugh for some reason, maybe imagining the look on the widows' face when she opens it, coupled with the image of the deceased friend looking on from the beyond and shouting "You think you're funny you Bastard!"

While looking up sick jokes on the net, I noticed an inordinate number of the resultant websites originate in the UK. What's that all about?

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Q. What are the first symptoms of Aids?
A. A pounding sensation in the arse.

**bloke57** · February 4th, 2017, 09:24 PM

To celebrate their new year, the Chinese community held a look-alike contest.

They all won.

**Arturo2nd** · February 4th, 2017, 10:02 PM

Q. What do you get when you cross a Chinese with a black?

A. A car thief who can't drive.

Q. How many Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 41 - One to hold the bulb and 40 to turn the house.

**Mister Fide** · February 5th, 2017, 10:07 AM

An old man sidled up to a little girl in a park.
'Hello little girl,' he said.
'Hello, nice Mister Man,' replied the little girl between taking licks of her lollipop.
'Cor, you ain't half a nice little girl,' admired the old man.
'Oh thank you very much. My parents and relations all say the same. Thank you once again Mister Man.'
'Cor,' continued the old man, 'can I have a suck of your lollipop little girl?'
She smiled sweetly at him.
'Show me your cock first.'

**@llatse@** · February 6th, 2017, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flembo

I know this is a sick joke thread but this goes a bit too far for me. And no, I'm not Jewish.

I know you've already been told but anyone entering this thread is going to hell.........so when we're all burning together we'll know how it was in Aushwitz in the gas ovens.

MaxJoker · February 7th, 2017, 04:01 PM

What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat ? ,
Bisexual

What's the hardest part for a Chinaman when killing his own daughter ? ,
Suppressing the erection

**SanteeFats** · February 7th, 2017, 04:33 PM

In keeping with the thread starter's desire posts are being removed because they are not funny or not twisted/sick. Please keep this in mind when posting here.

**BondJmsBond** · February 7th, 2017, 05:17 PM

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bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	I went to the gym today. Blow me if I didn't find a hole in my trainer big enough to stick my finger through. Now the bitch has made a formal complaint.

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bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	To celebrate their new year, the Chinese community held a look-alike contest. They all won.

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Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,988 Times in 890 Posts	An old man sidled up to a little girl in a park. 'Hello little girl,' he said. 'Hello, nice Mister Man,' replied the little girl between taking licks of her lollipop. 'Cor, you ain't half a nice little girl,' admired the old man. 'Oh thank you very much. My parents and relations all say the same. Thank you once again Mister Man.' 'Cor,' continued the old man, 'can I have a suck of your lollipop little girl?' She smiled sweetly at him. 'Show me your cock first.'

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