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April 19th, 2014, 01:17 AM
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April 19th, 2014, 01:24 AM
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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, here I am at Camp Grenada ... Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining!  |
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April 20th, 2014, 10:34 PM
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 On his deathbed John said he was hoarse and feeling tired. Nearly deaf, Johns wife Beatrice heard, "A hearse with big tires". |
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April 26th, 2014, 08:05 PM
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 While technically correct, the brochure could have been more specific when it said that "one lucky tourist would get a chance to feed the crocodiles." |
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April 27th, 2014, 06:58 PM
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 After a few minor glitches the Seeing Eye Dog Driver Assistance Program has been postponed for further road testing. |
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April 30th, 2014, 01:42 AM
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 Who needs ya, I'm out of here! There are plenty of other horny and willing nudists around to stick this boner into! |
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May 1st, 2014, 09:37 PM
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The consequences of not fessing up to stealing money from the missus' purse!    Did you steal that $25 from my purse?  What did you spend it on?  I'm losing my patience, you'd better tell me!  Last chance, or you'll be peeing through a straw!  Rest in peace asshole! |
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May 1st, 2014, 09:41 PM
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 Now I'll go make the creep his salad!  |
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May 1st, 2014, 10:27 PM
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May 2nd, 2014, 11:34 AM
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