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March 28th, 2017, 03:00 PM | #1581 |
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Does that mean that dinosaurs did anal?
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Is that why Barney is a mega-saur-ass
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To answer your questions about dinosaurs. No. Dinosaurs can't do anal because scientists have determined that male dinosaurs did not have a penis. They have the same thing that reptiles of today have: a cloaca. A cloaca is a small tube that comes out from the seminal vesicles that hold the sperm. The tube ends at the slit where a penis would be. If you could look at the area where a penis would be on a male crocodile or any other male reptile you would just see a slit.
It is theorized that a male dinosaur just like big reptiles of today just would position itself near the female and after she deposits her eggs, he sprays his sperm over the eggs so they will be fertilized. And now for my post. I win. All of you lose!! |
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March 29th, 2017, 03:39 PM | #1585 |
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That's not how it works, trailmaster. Dinosaurs had hardshelled eggs. The male had to mate with the female and the eggs were fertilized internally before they matured and were laid.
Birds are like dinosaurs. Ever see a rooster jerking off on a cluster of chicken eggs? You lose...
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Scientists cannot imagine an 80 ton male dinosaur climbing atop a smaller female. It won't work. There must have been a different method that they used, but they do know that like the reptiles of today the male dinosaur did not have a penis. Last edited by trailmaster; May 4th, 2018 at 10:02 PM.. |
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March 30th, 2017, 01:26 AM | #1587 |
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I never said that dinosaurs had penises, but that they do fertilize internally.
What you described is more like what amphibians do - the eggs come out one at a time from the lady frog, for example, and the male frog jizzes on them. You go to some ponds in the spring and you can pull long strings of frog eggs from the water, encased in a slimy protective jelly. The frogs (and toads) still clasp together for mating, though. I know that a lot of fish actually jizz on the eggs after they are laid in an underwater nest, but not dinosaurs. EDIT: You know, thinking a bit on this makes me wonder if the urge to do creampies and come on a woman's tits are not actually remnants of an atavistic urge from earlier times when our remote ancestors engaged in external fertilization. Thus, the sweetness of watching the jizz flow out onto the female reproductive parts. I have an experiment for you to try, trailmaster. Buy a cheap jar of caviar next time you go shopping, and when sex time rolls around in the trailmaster household, get your wife to spread her legs, and then you spread a nice dollop of that caviar all over her female parts, making sure the eggs are nice and visible (actually, a shaved lady would be better for this experiment, but I won't enquire). After you've got the caviar spread on in an inviting fashion, jerk off onto it, saying "be my lady frog! be my lady frog!" over and over. See if you have a more powerful orgasm than usual, and if the consistency and quantity of your ejaculate is improved. Report back here with the results.
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Anyway, you could get a nice young lady escort who is shaved and try the caviar experiment then. And now, my post. Superior trophy:
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