July 3rd, 2017, 01:32 PM | #491 |
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Gotta love those golden age adverts
My girlfriend (Hey ,it could happen ) asked me to name all the women I've slept with ,
Probably should've stopped when I got to her.
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July 3rd, 2017, 06:48 PM | #492 |
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T'was ever thus.
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July 7th, 2017, 03:16 PM | #493 |
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Apparently they’re going to reboot that 80`s classic The Never Ending Story ,
Only this time the plot involves a man asking a woman how her day was.
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July 10th, 2017, 05:15 PM | #494 |
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Yes every time I post on here I do risk being banned by our Top Admin Jen , Butt Still
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart ? ,
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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July 23rd, 2017, 04:40 PM | #497 |
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Mal asked me "What's your favourite mythical creature ?" ,
I said "Those happy smiling women in the Tampax adverts".
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I'm now having regular sex with a blind woman ,
Yeah sure the sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right.
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I don't resent my son for having a bigger penis than mine ,
Resent my wife for the fact that it's black.
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I`d have liked to have said goodbye to my ex before she died ,
Only was too busy suffocating her with a pillow.
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