Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!!

[MaxJoker]

I`d wonder if they`d be better cold , only they were tastelessly mushy enough hot
Thank gawd for ketchup

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I`d wonder if they`d be better cold , only they were tastelessly mushy enough hot
Thank gawd for ketchup

Ooo nooooo, I'll have 'em, I love quorn sausages, and can't get them where I am at the moment!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

Ooo nooooo, I'll have 'em, I love quorn sausages, and can't get them where I am at the moment!

Where are you at the moment then ?.
I`ll federal express the second packet surrounded by ice
There`s twelve in the packet as well

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Where are you at the moment then ?.
I`ll federal express the second packet surrounded by ice
There`s twelve in the packet as well

A central european country that if you tell them you're a vegetarian, they try and give you chicken, because that's the least meat-y thing they can think of

The only quorn that I found to be a bit wanky is the bacon. So if you could that would be tremendous, and I have always wanted to have your sausage in my mouth Max (and etc and so on).

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

A central european country that if you tell them you're a vegetarian, they try and give you chicken, because that's the least meat-y thing they can think of

Ah , so you`re in Ireland

Originally Posted by rosestone

The only quorn that I found to be a bit wanky is the bacon.

Never tried that.
The ready to eat stuff tends to cost £2.45 in stores.
Talk about a total rip off.
Gave the six wafer thin slices of ham a go when it`d been reduced. Found it ok-ish almost edible but has a flavour summed up in one word = Damp

Originally Posted by rosestone

and I have always wanted to have your sausage in my mouth Max (and etc and so on).

Oooo`like a nice bit of mince too do you dear

[bloke57]

Go to any sort of party that's held on a river boat.

If it's terrible and the people truly dreadful, you cannot even make your excuses and leave. You are marooned!

Never again!

[tamsmith]

Have a small wager on the Horses.

Never Never Never again.

For a week or so anyway.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tamsmith

Have a small wager on the Horses.

PaJoker is that you

Originally Posted by tamsmith

Never Never Never again.
For a week or so anyway.

Oh , it isn't

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by tamsmith

Have a .......... wager on the Horses.

Me, I never will
One of my quirks ..... I love to gamble I love horses and have owned 2

But gambling on a horse I despise If I were a race horse and knew what I was being used for .... when that barrier opens I'd just take a dump and walk to the finish line.

Fucken horse racing I'll run when I want to run and not when my owner wants to make some money on me Same goes for any gambling using any animal
That's if I were an animal

And no, I ain't John Merrick

[MaxJoker]

Grace my bathroom scales with me two plates of meat again ,




The sarcastic bastard